garristine 

a modern viking chic power couple whom spends an unhealthy mount of time preforming seventeenth century military larping reenactments

that garristine couple that lives by meta park always ruins the park vibes with their military drills and bad costumes

garristine by g.e.buildman October 29, 2018

garritied 

being on the receiving end of a douche move, often in video games

I'm being attacked from inside my own base. I just got garritied!

garritied by The Nails November 4, 2009

garritie 

awesome human

stay on her good side
Nicest person ever if you heed my above warning

Garritie gave me food. mwahahahahahahahahahaha She then ate my charger

always has her heart in the right place

garritie by my pseudonym was stolen July 9, 2020

Garritie 

Garritie is a badass mother fucker she always makes you laugh and is really funny she is very outgoing and beautiful and extremely sexy.

Garritie is a baddie

Garritie by Garritie May 4, 2023

mr. garrisoned 

When a man realizes or finds out during mid sex that woman he is having sex with is not really a woman and in fact is a man who had a sex change operation. Like that one episode of South Park.

"Dude did you hear Joey got Mr.Garrisoned by some "chick" at the club?! He found out halfway during sex that "she" was a he!"

Mr. Garrisoned - def. Realizing halfway through intercourse that the woman you are with is a man

mr. garrisoned by Akx92 June 14, 2018

garritied 

the act of being extremely cute but totally mentally gone

Xander was so garritied last night. I can't believe he let us use his as a dolly to play dress up with!

garritied by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

garrisoned 

to make a error even though you know you are making the error, but continue to do so. mostly for food or drink orders that are repetitive every day.

"I am in here everyday ordering the same drink, but somehow the same barista I see every day garrisoned my drink!".

garrisoned by PNWjimbo13 March 25, 2021