Garbean

Someone who is a shitter.

Joe is insane at madden but Kim is such a garbean

by T u I t y f r u I t y 1 2 3 March 1, 2021

Garbanzo

Means something is garbage, or worthless, or pathetic...

See John Vespa

That was absolutely garbanzo, dont ever say it again!

by Stathi August 8, 2004

garbear

a very cute person who is sometimes being mean. a nickname for garrett.

i've never met a garbear like u.

by yum February 22, 2005

garbanzo

A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.

Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo.
Michael: Yeah bro, you were trash out there.

by Stupid Freshman Club November 10, 2018

gabbean

A nickname for a good friend called Gabby

"Hey GABBEAN, how are you today?"
"GABBEAN you're the best!"

by tizzady June 1, 2021

garbanzo bean

A way-cooler word for chickpeas, and a major ingredient in hummus.

Something that must remain stocked at all times in college cafeteria salad bars. This is on pain of death or violent dismemberment by hoardes of trendy, enraged, pita-and-hummus-consuming college students.

This is your first night working the salad bar? Okay. First thing you need to do is figure out where we keep the garbanzo beans. Check the coolers. Find them. I don't even know what the freaking things are, but God help us if we ever run out of them.

by Lady Chevalier May 29, 2005

Garbanzo beans

a person or action that is utterly wack.

garbage or bammer

Man homeboy is straight garbanzo beans on the sticks!

that bitch at the club was garbanzo beans.

by Trentset May 29, 2008