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garbanzo 

A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.
Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo.
Michael: Yeah bro, you were trash out there.
garbanzo by Stupid Freshman Club November 10, 2018

garbanzo 

verb. to garbanzo. garbonzoing. garbonzoed.

1. Flatulence caused by consumption of legumes without prior use of Beano.

2. To stink up a room with silent but very deadly (SBVD) gas.

3. To secretly sneak gas-causing food into someone's meal while pretending to cook them something out of love.
1. Oops, I just garbanzoed.

2. Don't garbanzo my space.

3. Dude, did you garbanzo my pizza?
garbanzo by M. Miller and M. Davis October 16, 2007

Garbanzo 

A garbanzo is any type of pill that’ll have u leanin.
I just popped a garbanzo, bro popped a garbanzo in the club nigga was tweakin .
Garbanzo by The don 4 ya mom March 20, 2022

Garbanzo 

Racial slur for a brown person, specifically of Mediterranean descent, e.g. Arabs, Italians, Greeks, etc.
Gino? Don't talk to him, he's a fuckin' dirty garbanzo.

Keep your dirty garbanzo hands off my bike and go back to where you came from, Ali.
Garbanzo by billshredder December 1, 2016

Garbanzo 

This morning I let a beautiful garbanzo rip. it bubbled up next to me like an old, familiarly pungent friend.

That turd's not mine! I only garbanzoed.
Garbanzo by Caiman1 November 9, 2013

Garbanzo 

Someone that is called gay everywhere he goes
Garbanzo is gay
Garbanzo by Danieltennent010 January 18, 2019