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Means something is garbage, or worthless, or pathetic...

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That was absolutely garbanzo, dont ever say it again!
by Stathi August 08, 2004
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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verb. to garbanzo. garbonzoing. garbonzoed.

1. Flatulence caused by consumption of legumes without prior use of Beano.

2. To stink up a room with silent but very deadly (SBVD) gas.

3. To secretly sneak gas-causing food into someone's meal while pretending to cook them something out of love.
1. Oops, I just garbanzoed.

2. Don't garbanzo my space.

3. Dude, did you garbanzo my pizza?
by M. Miller and M. Davis October 01, 2007
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a woman's breasts ( from another term for chickpeas)
her garbanzos jiggled as she moved even though her bra was as secure as ever.
by The Return of Light Joker October 12, 2009
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A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.
Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo.
Michael: Yeah bro, you were trash out there.
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Racial slur for a brown person, specifically of Mediterranean descent, e.g. Arabs, Italians, Greeks, etc.
Gino? Don't talk to him, he's a fuckin' dirty garbanzo.

Keep your dirty garbanzo hands off my bike and go back to where you came from, Ali.
by billshredder December 01, 2016
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