Garbanzo

Means something is garbage, or worthless, or pathetic...

See John Vespa

That was absolutely garbanzo, dont ever say it again!

by Stathi August 8, 2004

garbanzo

A way of saying something is terrible, garbage, trash, etc.

Jorge: Did you see me playing at the basketball game last night? I missed all my shots! Absolute garbanzo.
Michael: Yeah bro, you were trash out there.

by Stupid Freshman Club November 10, 2018

garbanzo

verb. to garbanzo. garbonzoing. garbonzoed.

1. Flatulence caused by consumption of legumes without prior use of Beano.

2. To stink up a room with silent but very deadly (SBVD) gas.

3. To secretly sneak gas-causing food into someone's meal while pretending to cook them something out of love.

1. Oops, I just garbanzoed.

2. Don't garbanzo my space.

3. Dude, did you garbanzo my pizza?

by M. Miller and M. Davis October 16, 2007

Garbanzo

A garbanzo is any type of pill that’ll have u leanin.

I just popped a garbanzo, bro popped a garbanzo in the club nigga was tweakin .

by The don 4 ya mom March 20, 2022

Garbanzo

Racial slur for a brown person, specifically of Mediterranean descent, e.g. Arabs, Italians, Greeks, etc.

Gino? Don't talk to him, he's a fuckin' dirty garbanzo.

Keep your dirty garbanzo hands off my bike and go back to where you came from, Ali.

by billshredder December 1, 2016

Garbanzo

A bubbly fart in the bath tub.

This morning I let a beautiful garbanzo rip. it bubbled up next to me like an old, familiarly pungent friend.

That turd's not mine! I only garbanzoed.

by Caiman1 November 9, 2013

Garbanzo

Someone that is called gay everywhere he goes

Garbanzo is gay

by Danieltennent010 January 18, 2019