n. (go-zard)
1) A gopher/lizard hybrid
2) Derogatory term used to refer to a girl that looks
like a mix between a rodent and reptile, who also has a tic or a strange
facial mannerism. A twitching butterface.
A girl with small lackluster eyes and mousey features. Perhaps with an odd, jerky way of flipping her hair or an
annoying burp or eye twitch.
I can’t believe that
guy is flirting with
Danielle, he must be drunk, she is such a gozard. She looks
like Godzilla and Minnie Mouse’s love child.