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Gaozar (noun)

A nigga eating a lot of beans
- did you hear tyrone went full Gaozar?
- Was he watching Cars 2?
Gaozar by nikapotas October 8, 2018
Words you can keep
To cum in Portuguese. To have fun in Spanish.
Adoro gozar na cara dela. "I love to cum on her face"
Me gusta bailar e gozar. "I like to dance and have fun"
Gozar by Allex September 5, 2007
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n. (go-zard)
1) A gopher/lizard hybrid
2) Derogatory term used to refer to a girl that looks like a mix between a rodent and reptile, who also has a tic or a strange facial mannerism. A twitching butterface.
A girl with small lackluster eyes and mousey features. Perhaps with an odd, jerky way of flipping her hair or an annoying burp or eye twitch.
I can’t believe that guy is flirting with Danielle, he must be drunk, she is such a gozard. She looks like Godzilla and Minnie Mouse’s love child.
Gozard by raejae December 29, 2008
The act of masturbation to climax while defecating. Experience suggests getting one 90% rubbed out, pausing to drop the deuce, pinching it off half way, then downloading the knuckle children.

Circa UT 2003
Matt was no homo, but curiosity got the better of him, he settled for a gayzark to see what he was missing.
gayzark by big.c.2003 June 6, 2011
To release a natural occurring biological gas which renders those in the immediate vicinity paralyzed with an uncontrollable gag reflex.

The gas attack remains embedded in the victim's brain for the rest of their lives.

Children and the elderly suffer harsher side effects from being Gozar'd then the general population.

No known air freshener has been known to combat or eliminate the gas from the immediate vicinity. The safest course of action is to flee the area immediately.
Man 1: Hey do you smell that? *gag*

Man 2: Yeah! Smells worse than a rotting corpse! *gag*

Man 1: Oh man we got Gozar'd! *gag* Run outside! Fast! *gag*

Man 2: Must *gag* get *gag* to *gag* fresh *gag* air! *gag*
Gozar'd by txag98 August 19, 2011
A individual having a bald head and overly square like body. A hideous sight that typically makes people look away in pity. A gayzar usually attracts white trash female specimens that have little to no respect for themselves.
That guys over there with the square body, bald head and dancing with the girl in a Guns N' Roses shirt, he's totally a gayzar.
gayzar by Padon April 28, 2005
Gazzard is a person who has very girly hips
and also is a term of hardcore anal sex
*Oh you are such a Gazzard
*I just got a Gazzard
*She gave me a Gazzard
Gazzard by nayeem January 1, 2008
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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