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The act of masturbation to climax while defecating. Experience suggests getting one 90% rubbed out, pausing to drop the deuce, pinching it off half way, then downloading the knuckle children.

Circa UT 2003
Matt was no homo, but curiosity got the better of him, he settled for a gayzark to see what he was missing.
gayzark by big.c.2003 June 6, 2011
Words you can keep
A individual having a bald head and overly square like body. A hideous sight that typically makes people look away in pity. A gayzar usually attracts white trash female specimens that have little to no respect for themselves.
That guys over there with the square body, bald head and dancing with the girl in a Guns N' Roses shirt, he's totally a gayzar.
gayzar by Padon April 28, 2005
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gayparkminhyuk 

one of the most iconic people in this world. #1 jimin stan
gayparkminhyuk outsold
gayparkminhyuk by gaeteatae September 17, 2021
Adam's such a gaynark. Everytime he comes upto me, he does weird stuff
Gaynark by AXVin March 8, 2021
1. A word brittany made up

2. To define a guy named spike ((Dylan.)) lmfao jk ily.

3. To be gay within manor.

4. Gay to an extent

5. A mans private area.
Spike your such a fucking gaylark!!!

Awwh you gaylark<3

YOU, yes, YOU are a gaylark!

Whoa you have an IMMENSE gaylark!
gaylark by Brittany<3 February 1, 2008

gayparkjimin 

the hottest mutual alive bro. Everyone wants to be MUTUALS with gayparkjimin and has a crush on them.
“Who’s that fine babe?? Hey pretty princess.”
Gayparkjimin: “are u talkin to me?”
“Are there any other pretty princesses around?”
Gayparkjimin: *blushes* uwu ur sooo alpha babigrol.
“Heh. I know, kitten.”
gayparkjimin by gayparkjimin April 14, 2022

The GayZack

The nickname of a gay bro named Zack.
The gayzack left his pack of virginia slims in my car and now people think my name is "The Gayzack"
The GayZack by we know where you stay September 1, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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