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To be consitently stupid and dim-witted.
Vince: Tony abbot is better then a ranga.
Kallum: Shut up you fucking wog, your such a Gazzard.
Chris: Yep, your a bloody Gazzard.
Gazzard by Kallum0225888 September 9, 2010

Gizzard-brain 

One who acts as if their brain is an organ full of rocks used to grind up food. JTA
"Don't be a gizzard-brain, think about what you're doing"
Gizzard-brain by Jtallen February 11, 2020

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

KGATLW is an Australian band that performs all kinds of music. A few examples of the genres they write for are: psychedelic rock, progressive rock, psychedelic pop, jazz, acid rock, soul, folk, metal, and thrash metal. They've pumped out 15 full length albums and 2 EPs as of September 2019, 5 of these albums were published all in 2017.

Stu Mackenzie – vocals, guitar, keyboards, piano, synthesizer, Mellotron, flute, bass guitar, saxophone, clarinet, sitar,

zurna, percussion
Ambrose Kenny-Smith – vocals, harmonica, keyboards, synthesizer, organ, piano, guitar, percussion
Joey Walker – guitar, keyboards, synthesizer, bass guitar, vocals, organ, setar, percussion
Cook Craig – guitar, bass guitar, vocals, synthesizer, keyboards
Lucas Skinner – bass guitar, keyboards, piano, vocals
Michael Cavanagh – drums, percussion
Eric Moore – drums, percussion, theremin, keyboards, management
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard somehow released 5 high quality albums in 2017, they're all geniuses!

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

Person 1: Hey do you listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?
Person 2: Yes I do infact listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Both: *Instantly Fuck*

Jizz Gizzard 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's neck, preferably a woman who has alot of fat flabby skin, similar to a turkey.
That old wrinkly hag didn't deserve a facial, so I gave her a Jizz Gizzard instead.
Jizz Gizzard by Nilknarf Den February 2, 2006

Pop a gizzard 

A phrase used to describe an action which would negatively stress ones digestive system, so much so, that one wonders if they might have ruptured an internal organ. The "gizzard" being used to describe an organ within ones digestive system (gall bladder, stomach, intestines, bowel, etc). This phrase being most commonly used to refer to something that would result in severe explosive diarrhea or a massive increase in stool output.
Friend 1: "Damn these chocolate covered fiber pellet snacks are tasty!"

Friend 2: "Yo, holy crap, you ate half a box of super fiber pellet snacks! You better slow it down man, otherwise you are bound to pop a gizzard eating all that fiber in one sitting"
Pop a gizzard by chicosox February 26, 2010
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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