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Gazzard is a person who has very girly hips
and also is a term of hardcore anal sex
*Oh you are such a Gazzard
*I just got a Gazzard
*She gave me a Gazzard
Gazzard by nayeem January 1, 2008
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To be consitently stupid and dim-witted.
Vince: Tony abbot is better then a ranga.
Kallum: Shut up you fucking wog, your such a Gazzard.
Chris: Yep, your a bloody Gazzard.
Gazzard by Kallum0225888 September 9, 2010

Gizzard-brain 

One who acts as if their brain is an organ full of rocks used to grind up food. JTA
"Don't be a gizzard-brain, think about what you're doing"
Gizzard-brain by Jtallen February 11, 2020

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

KGATLW is an Australian band that performs all kinds of music. A few examples of the genres they write for are: psychedelic rock, progressive rock, psychedelic pop, jazz, acid rock, soul, folk, metal, and thrash metal. They've pumped out 15 full length albums and 2 EPs as of September 2019, 5 of these albums were published all in 2017.

Stu Mackenzie – vocals, guitar, keyboards, piano, synthesizer, Mellotron, flute, bass guitar, saxophone, clarinet, sitar,

zurna, percussion
Ambrose Kenny-Smith – vocals, harmonica, keyboards, synthesizer, organ, piano, guitar, percussion
Joey Walker – guitar, keyboards, synthesizer, bass guitar, vocals, organ, setar, percussion
Cook Craig – guitar, bass guitar, vocals, synthesizer, keyboards
Lucas Skinner – bass guitar, keyboards, piano, vocals
Michael Cavanagh – drums, percussion
Eric Moore – drums, percussion, theremin, keyboards, management
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard somehow released 5 high quality albums in 2017, they're all geniuses!

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard 

Person 1: Hey do you listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard?
Person 2: Yes I do infact listen to the 2010s Australian Psychedelic Rock 6 Piece band King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Both: *Instantly Fuck*

Jizz Gizzard 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's neck, preferably a woman who has alot of fat flabby skin, similar to a turkey.
That old wrinkly hag didn't deserve a facial, so I gave her a Jizz Gizzard instead.
Jizz Gizzard by Nilknarf Den February 2, 2006

Pop a gizzard 

A phrase used to describe an action which would negatively stress ones digestive system, so much so, that one wonders if they might have ruptured an internal organ. The "gizzard" being used to describe an organ within ones digestive system (gall bladder, stomach, intestines, bowel, etc). This phrase being most commonly used to refer to something that would result in severe explosive diarrhea or a massive increase in stool output.
Friend 1: "Damn these chocolate covered fiber pellet snacks are tasty!"

Friend 2: "Yo, holy crap, you ate half a box of super fiber pellet snacks! You better slow it down man, otherwise you are bound to pop a gizzard eating all that fiber in one sitting"
Pop a gizzard by chicosox February 26, 2010
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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