Paul: Hey remember how I got that hamburger at McDonald's the other day that tasted like shit and then I had to go to the hospital.
Dave: Yeah.
Paul: Well, I just saw on channel 4 news at 5 that some junior high school cook had been shitting on the grill without anybody noticing.
Dave: Oooh. Gozar.
A person who posts in an internet chatroom or blog, who, whether knowingly or innocently, brags about himself or his possessions. Usually refers to the expenditure casually so as to make it sound like the cost is no big deal to the poster.
To release a natural occurring biological gas which renders those in the immediate vicinity paralyzed with an uncontrollable gag reflex.
The gas attack remains embedded in the victim's brain for the rest of their lives.
Children and the elderly suffer harsher side effects from being Gozar'd then the general population.
No known air freshener has been known to combat or eliminate the gas from the immediate vicinity. The safest course of action is to flee the area immediately.