Paul: Hey remember how I got that hamburger at McDonald's the other day that tasted like shit and then I had to go to the hospital.
Dave: Yeah.
Paul: Well, I just saw on channel 4 news at 5 that some junior high schoolcook had been shitting on the grill without anybody noticing.
Dave: Oooh. Gozar.
A person who posts in an internet chatroom or blog, who, whether knowingly or innocently, brags about himself or his possessions. Usually refers to the expenditure casually so as to make it sound like the cost is no big deal to the poster.
To release a natural occurring biological gas which renders those in the immediate vicinity paralyzed with an uncontrollable gag reflex.
The gas attack remains embedded in the victim's brain for the rest of their lives.
Children and the elderly suffer harsher side effects from being Gozar'd then the general population.
No known air freshener has been known to combat or eliminate the gas from the immediate vicinity. The safest course of action is to flee the area immediately.
Man 1: Hey do you smell that? *gag*
Man 2: Yeah! Smells worse than a rotting corpse! *gag*
Man 1: Oh man we got Gozar'd! *gag* Run outside! Fast! *gag*
Man 2: Must *gag* get *gag* to *gag* fresh *gag* air! *gag*
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!