gazard 

coreys family made up the word :)

FACEBOOKQUIZ:How big is your penis
UNCLE: would you like me to tell your dad what you look at on facebook.
COREY: dont worry, my uncles a gazard

gazard by taylaaaaaaahniggs November 24, 2009

Gazard 

A mix of the words gay, spaz, and tard. The mix then leaves you with the word GAZARD

Hey mate

Go away you gazard!

Gazard by RICHARD FIDLA October 26, 2019

Gabardo

Turning rather simple mathematical equations into impossible monster equations that can kill the spirit of Engiineers

the prof pulled a gabardo

Gabardo by phillip99 February 13, 2009

Gozard 

n. (go-zard)
1) A gopher/lizard hybrid
2) Derogatory term used to refer to a girl that looks like a mix between a rodent and reptile, who also has a tic or a strange facial mannerism. A twitching butterface.
A girl with small lackluster eyes and mousey features. Perhaps with an odd, jerky way of flipping her hair or an annoying burp or eye twitch.

I can’t believe that guy is flirting with Danielle, he must be drunk, she is such a gozard. She looks like Godzilla and Minnie Mouse’s love child.

Gozard by raejae December 29, 2008

galardi

One who appreciates to pick up several interesting hobbies. A typical day off for a galardi could consist of raising chickens, editing a SQL query, and watching the Magnificent 7.

Did you hear what Luke did over the weekend? He worked from home while watching a movie. I hear he wants to raise pigeons too. He is such a galardi.

galardi by fjlsjljlskjfoiu834j December 22, 2016

gizard nose 

being dumb, and not knowing anything

“god i’m such a gizard nose.”

gizard nose by Kylie Aliyah February 10, 2019

gatarded 

So retarded that Lady Gaga would be ashamed.

Your mom's so gatarded she thought disco sticks grew on trees

gatarded by LittlemonsteR333 November 7, 2010