Gozard

n. (go-zard)
1) A gopher/lizard hybrid
2) Derogatory term used to refer to a girl that looks like a mix between a rodent and reptile, who also has a tic or a strange facial mannerism. A twitching butterface.
A girl with small lackluster eyes and mousey features. Perhaps with an odd, jerky way of flipping her hair or an annoying burp or eye twitch.

I can’t believe that guy is flirting with Danielle, he must be drunk, she is such a gozard. She looks like Godzilla and Minnie Mouse’s love child.

by raejae December 29, 2008

Gozard

"Goes hard" - as in a song, outfit, or video

Friend 1: "What do you think of my new video edit?"

Friend 2: "GOZARD"

by Brad Snapdragon March 15, 2024

Goyard

Goyard is a French luggage manufacturer established in 1853 by François Goyard, located on the rue Saint-Honoré in Paris. Goyard will monogram their luggage's canvas with the initials of its customers upon request, and produces special orders and custom pieces, made to order in Carcassonne, France. Goyard has retail stores in Paris, Beverly Hills, Boston, Hong Kong, Kyoto, London, New York, Osaka, San Francisco, São Paulo, Seoul and Tokyo.

"The Goyard so hard. Man, I'm Hugo's boss." - Kanye West

by Nemo1995 May 10, 2011

gotard

A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.

The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.

by Rokinfreeworld January 1, 2004

Gozar

To cum in Portuguese. To have fun in Spanish.

Adoro gozar na cara dela. "I love to cum on her face"
Me gusta bailar e gozar. "I like to dance and have fun"

by Allex September 5, 2007

goward

When one ejaculates in their underwear by accident at an awkward moment.

"Are you ok?"
"Nah I just pulled a Goward"

by Beast12345 May 20, 2014

Gonardial

A new term for the male genital region.

That baseball just hit him in the Gonardial area.

by #HEEL April 28, 2012