A individual having a bald head and overly squarelike body. A hideous sight that typically makes people look away in pity. A gayzar usually attracts white trash female specimens that have little to no respect for themselves.
That guys over there with the square body, bald head and dancing with the girl in a Guns N' Roses shirt, he's totally a gayzar.
the ability to sense--without being told and without obvious visual clues--that someone is gay.
Female A: He may be fine as frog hair but you won't get anywhere with him because he's gay.
Female B: How do you know?
Female A: 'Cause I've got GAYDAR!
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failureshower.