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ganik

Ganik is a trustworthy, handsome, mildly smart, man, who is able to do anything he want. People kneel at his beauty and also spread their legs for him, if yk what I mean. Ganik is great at almost anything there is that he does. Overall Ganik is a 10/10 with all green flags and we're lucky that he graces our Earth.
If you're a mogger, you represent a fraction of what Ganik is.
by fochowchowrt December 11, 2023
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Ganik

Goofy ahh kid who makes money from drop shipping
Hella rich but short as bitch
Gets play but cant get laid
Yoo its ganik bro, i couldnt see him in the crowd
by Ganik December 2, 2024
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gania

Gania means rich and generous. Gania is the most beautiful girl u will ever meet, Gania is friendly, funny, amazing and quite attractive. A Gania has beautiful eyes and eyelashes and a hela personality.
Gania is awsome.
by Gania July 12, 2017
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ganiyat

Ganiyat is a very pretty lady that is fair to look at. She is kind,intelligent and fun to be with. If you know a Ganiyat,you have known a goddess.
I need a Ganiyat in my life
by Dazzling Dazzy February 4, 2020
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Gankorrhea

Describes a situation where a group of players out number the opposing side and win the battle due to their larger numbers. The ganking is so fluid that it resembles defecation with too much fluid.
Yesterday I was playing League of Legends with my bro and the other team jumped out and killed me 1 vs 5 then proceeded to destroy my tower. It was total Gankorrhea.
by Bolognamaster March 20, 2011
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Ganitis

The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).

Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.

Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.

Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.

Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.

Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.
by ehealth November 4, 2008
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Ganking Zone

A location in a jail where an inmate is easily jumped or killed by fellow inmates or guards without being noticed.
The warden's snitch got killed in the gankin zone and there were no whitnesses.

Lyrics from Eazy E's "Eazy Does It"

"The bitch was a trip cold hung up the phone, now my only phone call was in the ganking zone."
by Def Dr. April 25, 2006
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