ganket

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A goony* word used to describe Australian Idol's Mark Holden.

*Mark Holdens Jibberish Language

Fan: Mark Holdens a ganket

Mark:Thats the gooniest goo goo I've heard for a while

ganket by dafylm August 29, 2006

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ganket

A loser; dork; or idiot.

Mark Holden is a ganket.

ganket by Danoool August 29, 2006

Related Words

ganket • gankety • ganked • Ganker • gannet • Ganksta • gankster • Gankstir • gacket • ganke

ganket

Mark Holden, formed when a member of the audience of Australian Idol made a sign that says "Mark Holden is a ganket"

Mark Holden is a Ganket

ganket by Old_Bean August 29, 2006

ganket

One who speaks jibberish

Mark Holden is a ganket

ganket by Steve Boorer September 16, 2008

Glanket

A glow in the dark blanked.

P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.

Glanket by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019

Beaver Gasket

A rustic, dauntless, and valiant facial grooming choice that consists of a voluptuous patch of hair encompassing the mouth region of a brave male subject. The purpose of this hygiene choice is to complete the seal between said males mouth and his counterparts Kennebunkport chowder factory as he performs traditional cunnilingus. Some have said this seal could be compared to that of a fresh set of head gaskets on a pristine 1993 Mazda Miata. Most often you can distinguish a beaver gasket by its distinct smell which is often said to smell like a mix of freshly cut timber and freeze dried goliath grouper. Also referred to as a goatee by the layperson.

At first I didn’t think he knew what he was doing because when he went down there it sounded like the sump pump in my basement after a heavy rainfall but then he grew a beaver gasket and now only thing strong then that seal is a fresh bucket of flex seal

Beaver Gasket by Stuart Mcstiffenrod August 25, 2020

snatch gasket

A pantie liner or pad.

No Hon, I'm not going to the store to buy you snatch gaskets!

snatch gasket by licupssy December 24, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026