Gaffica

When someone parks there car diagonal across 2 or more spaces.

That asshole just gaff'ed his car.

Gaffica by Art Vandely September 22, 2004

Jim Gaffigan 

A great comedian, who has some great jokes.

Did you watch the Jim Gaffigan special last night?

Jim Gaffigan by Ryan WWRGSWW February 5, 2006

Reverse Jim Gaffigan 

Selling individually wrapped hot pockets as street vendor. To sell or to be sold an individual hot pocket not cooked in a dirty microwave. A hot pocket sold by a lawless grifter.

“Did you teach some advanced grifting techniques... The Reverse Jim Gaffigan?”

-Community Tv show

Reverse Jim Gaffigan by Hdhcyffufdcud April 4, 2020

Jim Gaffigan 

An absolutely hilarious comedian. He is also in some really good movies, including Super Troopers, Igby Goes Down, and The Great New Wonderful, among others.

Jim Gaffigan is brilliant!

Jim Gaffigan by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

jim gaffigan 

An extremely funny comedian, in my opinion, the only comedian ever who can even come close to mitch hedberg, a comedy god. was also on that 70's show, as was mitch, and was in super troopers.

likes to talk about hot pockets, and during shows talks to himself....also very pale

my wife recently went through a period of extreme laziness, or as she likes to call it...Pregnancy. "i'm tired", honey just move those cinderblocks..."its cold" well ill let you in as soon as you move the cinder blocks.-Jim Gaffigan

jim gaffigan by vinnah July 14, 2006

Jim Gaffigan 

A Guy that does the Hot Pocket jokes (Fuckin' Hilarious) and also the inventor of the Pale Force cartoon where he and Conan O'Brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples.............Pimped!

Jim Gaffigan: Nobody ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. It more like....... I wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!........HOT POCKET...Diarreah Pocket!

Jim Gaffigan by B-Hill July 30, 2008

Jim Gaffigan 

Pale

"...my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John."
-Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan by aaargh i am not a pirate April 23, 2011