Masturbation

One of the greatest joys in life. Discovered (hopefully) when you go through puberty.

Andrew Dice Clay: Masturbation is king. Oh yeah, you know it, I know it so who are we bullshittin'?

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Randal Graves

The character in Clerks 1 and 2 played by Jeff Anderson.

Randal Graves is rude to the costumers.

by tenaciousd6936 August 5, 2006

Brian o' Hallaron

The man who plays Dante Hicks in Clerks 1 and 2. He also appears in Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and is one of the main characters in Vulgar and Drop Dead Roses.

Brian o' Hallaron has several films to his credit.

by tenaciousd6936 August 5, 2006

Fall Out Boy

An absolutely god-awful band. Might be some of the worst music I have ever heard. I am ashamed these faggots are from Chicago.

Wow, Fall Out Boy sucks. They're entire fan base consists of girls and gay men.

by tenaciousd6936 August 14, 2006

Dazed and Confused

1.) A really funny movie about teenagers on the last day of school in the 70's.

2.) An amazing Led Zeppelin song.

Dazed and Confused the movie was written and directed by Richard Linklater. The song is by Led Zeppelin.

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

Jeff Anderson

The man who plays Randal Graves in Clerks 1 and 2.

Jeff Anderson wrote and directed the upcoming movie Now You Know.

by tenaciousd6936 August 5, 2006

Chicago Cub fans

One of the most pathetic creatures on this planet. They don't come to watch the game (who would?) and they know nothing about baseball. Their only joy is making fun of Sox fans, to which Sox fans proceed to beat the shit out of the pansy Cub fan. Cub fans also live in the past, always referring to the 2003 playoffs, which they famously and hilariously lost.

Chicago Cub fans 1-Wow, the Sox won the World Series.

Cub fan 2-Yeah, but did they make it to the playoffs in '03?

Cub fan 1-No!

Together-Yeah, we are so good!

by tenaciousd6936 August 15, 2006