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She's a strong-willed, beautiful young girl with a powerful RBF.........buuuuuuut there is one tiny flaw, she lacks the human privilege of thinking. Don't get me wrong she's book smart, but she's completely oblivious to everything around her. Gabtard is not only a person but also a word used to describe any idiot in your life or anyone with qualities and/or characteristics of a retard.
Gabtard is being gabtarded today.
That gabtarded pigeon keeps flying into the window.
gabtard by none of your business24 February 8, 2019
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am amazeballs girl with amazing hair,and an amazing face and can come off as a cold hearted hoebag but is really nice when you meet her. One hair flip from this girl could stop the world, she doesn't seem like shes athletic but she really is. She's amazeballs trust me on this one, shes pretty cool.
person 1: wow gabtard, shes cool
person 2: i know righhhhhtttttt
gabtard by 6453427 November 2, 2017
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