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Gabaldoned 

A verb used to dismiss fanfiction. Named in honor of the author, Diana Gabaldon, who blogged about her displeasure with fanfiction writers who “borrowed” her characters.
slashlvrnc17 left the fandom after her latest PWP story was gabaldoned.

My latest story on LJ was gabaldoned by some nasty readers, but I had the last word and deleted their comments.
Gabaldoned by srsgeek May 18, 2010
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gabadotz 

Italian for stupid, dumb, idiot, fool.
Tony- ..‘Cause I took that test (IQ Test) and somebody gets a 158, well, they know a few things.

Dr Melfi- So we can assume you think he’s smarter than you.

Tony- honestly I think he’s smarter than you the way you keep shitting on the test. But I’m not gabadotz myself.
gabadotz by BobbyByNature October 18, 2021

Gabaldon 

"Gah-ball-dough-n"

-Having several other meanings the most common is Badass.
1. Holy shit, that John.... He is one GABALDON!
2. I'm a greaser, but in laymans terms... I guess you can call me a Gabaldon!
Gabaldon by Toh Kay May 8, 2011
mockery of popular nintendo character mario because mario aint even atario
You wanna play with Gabario?
gabario by the big rat May 3, 2022

Sofia gajardo 

Usually a dumb bitch who always steals the attention away from you.
A literal clown 🤡🤡
If you Ever see one run as fast as you can in the other direction.
She eats a lot of Mac n cheese but is still a skinny legend after.
Dude 1: omg is that a Sofia gajardo
Dude 2: omg it totally is run bitch
Gabadose is an italian word. We Italians use this word frequently. When someone is acting extremely stupid we just do the italian gesture, and say “YOU GABADOSE”
“Joe told me that tomatoes are a vegetable”
“No! Tomatoes are a fruit, he is so gabadose *does italian gesture*.”
gabadose by gugu bean March 5, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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