Gibtard
Gibtard by Gibtelecom August 2, 2018
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Gibtard
An individual who lacks mechanical skill when it comes to videogames, therefore he is forced to out-think his opponent with his mid-tier game sense. I've seen silvers with better IGL skills but we have to let Gibtard IGL because he can't aim or do anything else.
Gibtards are heavily mediocre in many aspects of life. While maintaining entry-level knowledge in a plethora of professions, he displays surface-level character depth but never really crosses over the median average. Gibtard also can't take a joke, be careful with your emojis because they just might trigger his feelings.
Gibtards are heavily mediocre in many aspects of life. While maintaining entry-level knowledge in a plethora of professions, he displays surface-level character depth but never really crosses over the median average. Gibtard also can't take a joke, be careful with your emojis because they just might trigger his feelings.
Gibtard by Sosa Parks February 4, 2024
Gibtard
A slur used toward everyone except the person using the word. It can only be used by people with a name starting with the letter "T" and ending with the letter "H." Otherwise, the term will be coined as "truly offensive," and the user will have their left tibia shattered by the underground organization called the colonial cock crushers.
Gibtard by The Colonial Cock Crushers April 30, 2025
gittard
1) someone who is acting extremely dumb
2) a synonym for retard but more offensive
3) someone who doesn't do hardcore drugs but looks like it
2) a synonym for retard but more offensive
3) someone who doesn't do hardcore drugs but looks like it
Ben Gibbard
The lead singer/songwriter for Indie Rock bands Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, and All Time Quarterback. Amazing vocals, even better lyrics. Married to Zooey Deschanel. Sometimes referred to as God.
Figure 1: Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's new album with Death Cab?
Figure 2: I've been listening to it on repeat for the last 2 weeks.
Figure 1: What's you're favorite Ben Gibbard album?
Figure 2: It's a tie between Transatlanticism, The Photo Album, Something About Airplanes, and Give Up (Postal Service).
Figure 1: Why is God singing on the radio?
Figure 2: That's not God, that's Ben Gibbard.
Figure 2: I've been listening to it on repeat for the last 2 weeks.
Figure 1: What's you're favorite Ben Gibbard album?
Figure 2: It's a tie between Transatlanticism, The Photo Album, Something About Airplanes, and Give Up (Postal Service).
Figure 1: Why is God singing on the radio?
Figure 2: That's not God, that's Ben Gibbard.
Ben Gibbard by Cliffy031 December 6, 2009
Gibbard
The art of getting looser drunk to the point of alienating your friends and the people you meet all while remembering nothing from the night before. Possible homosexual tendencies coming to the surface and the need to dance to music regardless of whether you are on the dance floor or not. Picking fights with inanimate objects and strangers, and setting land speed records while crushing hot-dogs and salt & vinegar chips.
Look @ that dude! He's really pissing off those people. He's so Gibbard!
Hey dude! Why is that guy kicking your fusball table? He must be super Gibbard.
I need 25 cheese burgers. My friend is totally Gibbard!
I don't even care anymore man. I'm getting Gibbard!
Hey dude! Why is that guy kicking your fusball table? He must be super Gibbard.
I need 25 cheese burgers. My friend is totally Gibbard!
I don't even care anymore man. I'm getting Gibbard!
Gibbard by Freebird599 June 19, 2011
ben gibbard
Lead singer/writer of Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service and All-time quaterback. Belongs to the emo/indie genre. He has an amazing voice and is very cute. I FUCKING LOVE HIM.
ben gibbard by sonni March 18, 2005