Gabbart 

Losers who foam BNSF, hate CSX, snore, and are short.

I think Bob is complaining over every railroad again, what a fucking Gabbart.

Gabbart by JulianRailroad February 10, 2024

Tulsi Gabbard 

A person who changes positions on a dime

“My friend Jenna changed her positions more often than a weather vane. She’s a total Tulsi Gabbard”

Tulsi Gabbard by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Gabbatonic 

A catatonic-like state that a child achieves by watching multiple episodes of Yo Gabba Gabba.

Man, he hasn't blinked in over an hour. How is he so quiet? He's gone Gabbatonic.

Gabbatonic by Cpthowdy23 November 27, 2012

Gabbert Moment 

When you do something so incredibly stupid it boggles the mind.

(Reference to the Missouri quarterback in the 2010 Insight Bowl between the Missouri Tigers and Iowa Hawkeyes. With 3 minutes left in the game and Missouri winning, the Missouri quarterback threw the ball directly to an Iowa Hawkeye resulting in a run back for a touchdown and an Iowa win)

Dude, did you see that? Instead of throwing the ball out of bounds, that quarterback threw the ball directly to the opposing player!

Yeah, sucks to be him. He had a Gabbert moment.

Gabbert Moment by B. Gabbert January 8, 2011

Gabbatuban

Somebody who acts like your bestfriend but talks about you behind your back

Tiffany have you not noticed she is such a gabbatuban

Gabbatuban by Jabashgiribinqueen June 6, 2019

Tulsi Gabbard 

Hot Milf wanted to become the president of the United States but instead became Putin's spy after Trump had rejected her. She is a democrat for conservatives who does monkey balancing in the name of protecting democracy.

She is such a Tulsi Gabbard when it comes to making friends

Tulsi Gabbard by unrealisticguy March 28, 2022

Tulsi Gabbard 

Russian asset. Stooge for Putin, funded by Russian kleptocrats to try to divide the Democratic Party and weaken the USA.

Oh look, it's Tulsi Gabbard, the Trumptard's favorite Democrat.

Tulsi Gabbard by WernerVonX October 18, 2019