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Get your own fucking blog. Usually used when a visitor overtakes a comment board for a given post.
If you have that much to say about it, then GYOFB.
GYOFB by George Hernandez January 7, 2006
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Someone who thinks they are being funny but they are just being mean. Often their mean comment will be followed by a "I was just kidding" even though they weren't.
"Get away. You strike me as the type of person that jerks off to cartoons." Carrie said.
"wow way to be a goofbag." said steven.
"i was just kidding."
GoofBag by philbobaggins August 4, 2016
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Atomic Goofball

The goof to end all goofs, this bboy comes from Maryland. He started bboying at a young age, but tragedy struck when he had to have chest surgery, seemingly ending his career early. But the goofy one kept his head up and became stronger than ever. Now a member of the legendary Lions of Zion and Battle Snakes, Goofball has proven himself over the years to be not only a competitor and legend of bboying, but a well needed jokester in an all to serious culture.
Bboy 1: Yo, who's that throwing down an atomic floating kneespin?
Bboy 2: Why none other than ATOMIC GOOFBALL!
Atomic Goofball by Bboy Maestro February 8, 2010
Goofberry is a name used to call someone silly but in a friendly and effectionate way. A girlfriend or boyfriend may say it to their partner.
A guy tells his girlfriend a bad joke and she may smile, throw her eyes up and call him a goofberry for being silly.

Goofberry by Manix September 2, 2007

hepped up on goofballs

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

goofball 

A term of endearment between online friends, similar to "buddy", "bro", etc. Tends to be used when one friend does something silly or funny.
Used mainly in America by those unfamiliar with the derogative form of the word.

Also used: goof, goofball, goofy
"You're such a goofball :P"
"You're so goofy"
goofball by BohemianGoof March 24, 2012

Goofball 

When you mix heroin and crystal meth together in a shot. West coast slang.
That goofball sent me to the moon for hours.
Goofball by dabqueen710 June 4, 2016
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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