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goofballed 

adverb or noun or adj:

noun. A state of existence, a mental place that can only be obtained by people who are really, really trying to hit it hard this time 'round. Perhaps, just perhaps, this euphoria might percolate in at the expense of a few brain cells (wont miss em) and a few cillia (whiskey). This transcendance is very often closeley preceeded by an overwhelming urge to cough, or maybe a full blown cough-attack.

ex: "Riley, is obviously, goofballed."

Adj. Something expressed, by obvious manoeuver, or perhaps via lack-thereof, that indicates (rather faultlessly) that the person, place or thing being described, has attained a goofballed state of mind.

ex: "hey Braaaahh, you must be mighty happy abt something....You have this glowing totally goofballed look on your face! Oh....Well, wait.....are you OK, bro?"

adv; goofballedly :to be expressing the signs of being goofballed, while engauged in an activity.
ex.
D.Wayne :" ..Dude, Roy, You just said that so goofballedly.
Roy: "..What?...Oh Wooohhh sorry, I've just been on a whole nother planet for the last 30 minutes! Did I really just say something?"
goofballed by Harry Potter IV August 25, 2007
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Atomic Goofball

The goof to end all goofs, this bboy comes from Maryland. He started bboying at a young age, but tragedy struck when he had to have chest surgery, seemingly ending his career early. But the goofy one kept his head up and became stronger than ever. Now a member of the legendary Lions of Zion and Battle Snakes, Goofball has proven himself over the years to be not only a competitor and legend of bboying, but a well needed jokester in an all to serious culture.
Bboy 1: Yo, who's that throwing down an atomic floating kneespin?
Bboy 2: Why none other than ATOMIC GOOFBALL!
Atomic Goofball by Bboy Maestro February 8, 2010

hepped up on goofballs

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

goofball 

A term of endearment between online friends, similar to "buddy", "bro", etc. Tends to be used when one friend does something silly or funny.
Used mainly in America by those unfamiliar with the derogative form of the word.

Also used: goof, goofball, goofy
"You're such a goofball :P"
"You're so goofy"
goofball by BohemianGoof March 24, 2012

Goofball 

When you mix heroin and crystal meth together in a shot. West coast slang.
That goofball sent me to the moon for hours.
Goofball by dabqueen710 June 4, 2016

Goofball 

A total idiot, someone who lacks any intelligence at all.
my little brother is such a goofball
Goofball by knobgoblin August 28, 2009

Goofball 

Formerly and through the late 1980s anf 1990s, slang for barbiturates. Later expanded in common vernacular to include benzodiazepines (such as Xanax and Valium).

Commonly used today to describe the recreational combination and use of heroin and methamphetamine via IV injection.
When cooking up a hit of dope, "I got a couple points of shards, too; you wanna slam a goofball?"
Goofball by Fuckingspiders October 3, 2016
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