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Garden Gobbler

We could to go the steak-house, but you know Jim...He's a (Garden Gobbler)

Gobble knocker 

The act of gobbling down the male genitalia while hitting your partner with a large brick.

For example

Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
Warmachine673 gave his mate a sloppy gobble knocker while he played his video games.
Gobble knocker by DOPE POPE April 3, 2017

Cream gobbler 

A woman who loves to gobble cream for all men
Yo bro what are you doing tonight?
I'm going to this girl house she's a true cream gobbler.

Dog gobblerfest

A man who shoves a bunch of dicks in his mouth at dog gobbler
Nothing better than a mouthful of wieners dog gobblerfest
Dog gobblerfest by Kingofdick July 2, 2019

gobbledygook 

Gobbledygook is basically anything nonsense.
gobbledygook by jdm89 January 25, 2017

gobbleplop 

Receiving a deep throat from a trashy girl, she swallows your seed just as you back out a massive turd which falls into the toilet making the plop sound, a bit like the blumpkin but better.
Had a trashy girl the other night, gave me the best gobbleplop ever.
gobbleplop by mickfodge! October 7, 2013
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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