Definitions by philbobaggins

I don't know, probably something racist 

A phrase you say when you can't remember what your shitty relative said at the family gathering.

Family member who's not racist- "What was Uncle Allen talking about at thanksgiving?"
me- "I don't know, probably something racist"

I don't know, probably something racist by philbobaggins May 27, 2018

halfway gay

a closeted bisexual.

Man, Jerry got pegged last night! Good for him, I think he might be halfway gay :-)

halfway gay by philbobaggins October 4, 2017

Huh, neat 

An expression used when something is mildly interesting enough to warrant a response, but not interesting enough to say anything of note or meaning.

"Hey did you see Zach's beard, it's growing in better than I thought it would."

"huh, neat."

Huh, neat by philbobaggins February 17, 2017

Floor Baby 

Someone, who when there is a chair available, will still sit on the floor like an idiot.

Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.

"You silly floor baby" said shawn.

Floor Baby by philbobaggins October 26, 2016

Cookold 

A culinary inadequate husband who accepts his wife is a better chef. she is allowed to bake anything she wants and the husband usually sits there and watches. If he's lucky he'll get to link the plate when she's done. ;P

Doug had the food preparation skills of a little boy and his wife Jill was always hungry. His choice was get a divorce or become a cookold. Jill now makes the best souffe.

Cookold by philbobaggins October 26, 2016

GoofBag 

Someone who thinks they are being funny but they are just being mean. Often their mean comment will be followed by a "I was just kidding" even though they weren't.

"Get away. You strike me as the type of person that jerks off to cartoons." Carrie said.
"wow way to be a goofbag." said steven.
"i was just kidding."

GoofBag by philbobaggins August 4, 2016

Ted Cruz

The zodiac killer

Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.

Ted Cruz by philbobaggins August 3, 2016