Cookold

A culinary inadequate husband who accepts his wife is a better chef. she is allowed to bake anything she wants and the husband usually sits there and watches. If he's lucky he'll get to link the plate when she's done. ;P

Doug had the food preparation skills of a little boy and his wife Jill was always hungry. His choice was get a divorce or become a cookold. Jill now makes the best souffe.

by philbobaggins October 27, 2016

I don't know, probably something racist

A phrase you say when you can't remember what your shitty relative said at the family gathering.

Family member who's not racist- "What was Uncle Allen talking about at thanksgiving?"
me- "I don't know, probably something racist"

by philbobaggins April 16, 2018

Ted Cruz

The zodiac killer

Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.

by philbobaggins March 09, 2016

Huh, neat

An expression used when something is mildly interesting enough to warrant a response, but not interesting enough to say anything of note or meaning.

"Hey did you see Zach's beard, it's growing in better than I thought it would."

"huh, neat."

by philbobaggins February 17, 2017

GoofBag

Someone who thinks they are being funny but they are just being mean. Often their mean comment will be followed by a "I was just kidding" even though they weren't.

"Get away. You strike me as the type of person that jerks off to cartoons." Carrie said.
"wow way to be a goofbag." said steven.
"i was just kidding."

by philbobaggins August 04, 2016

halfway gay

a closeted bisexual.

Man, Jerry got pegged last night! Good for him, I think he might be halfway gay :-)

by philbobaggins October 05, 2017

Floor Baby

Someone, who when there is a chair available, will still sit on the floor like an idiot.

Philip flopped on the floor as soon as he entered Shawn ' s apartment.

"You silly floor baby" said shawn.

by philbobaggins October 27, 2016