A guy with an enormous 13 inch cock who would fuck your girl in a matter of 9 hours because he has the stamina of a robot and the speed of a panther, he would also leave her with a red pussy and the drive her round with his 7 lamborghinis while recieving head. He is infact the sexiest man to roam the planet and gets more pussy than your dad.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"