GUSNC 

girl you sho nuff crazy

Person 1: what does that mean

Person 2: it means i kicked his ass out

Person 1: lol! GUSNC!!

GUSNC by +Chani_e* August 26, 2009

Gusic 

the most based music genre. unlike Jazz.
extremely popular with cats

cat 1: gusic?
cat 2: gusic.

Gusic by mingimeow May 17, 2019

Gunscrub 

Video gaming term. Used to describe someone who denies any use of a melee ability or weapon at close range in a video game.
Can be used as an insult or a rage comment.

"Hey gunscrub, ever heard of a knife?"
"Hey fagola, stop being a gunscrub and knife that CT already!"

Gunscrub by whatawonderfulduwang September 18, 2014

Gunch 

1. Worst word ever. A gunch is the epitome of everything dirty and nasty. 2. A dirty cunt.

1. Mel is a dirty gunch. 2. Your mom has a nasty gunch.

Gunch by Lou February 23, 2005

Gunch 

Worst word ever. Cunt and then some

Mel is a dirty gunch!

Gunch by Lou June 23, 2004

gunch 

An all encompassing word; a utility word. It may be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

The way you use gunch is all up to you. It's an energy that can only be described as an unimaginable force that the most powerful people can use.

"Wow dude, you really gunched that one up."
"Hey, gunchie! Haven't seen you in a while!"
"What the gunch is up, Kyle?"
"I'm so gunched off right now I could punch someone."
"Uh-oh, I'm gonna gunch!"

gunch by andouilles January 5, 2022

Guanche 

Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.

The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.

During the smartphone tea party era:

Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"

Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"

Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"

Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."

Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"

Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"

Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"

Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"

Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"

Siri: "I am Siri."

Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"

Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"

Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."

Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"

Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."

Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"

Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"

Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."

Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"

*Hawkward silence and background radio*

Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"

The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.

Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.

Guanche by LowKey May 6, 2014