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Verb: To simulate the motion of masturbation but the genitalia remains flaccid and covered by one's hand.
Chad: Bro stop jerking off in the living room there are girls here.
Brad: It's not weird because it's a guince, I don't have a boner.
Chad: Oh you're guincing, that's chill.
Guince by poopsterroo November 3, 2022
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A real word that originated in the town of Jai, Greece. This term can refer to an alcoholic beverage, someone who is absolutely blacked out, and everything in between.
Yo im GUINCED!”
“Do you have any guince?”
You are we guincing tonight?”
Guince by Bellagio42069 November 5, 2020
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A adjective that is so versatile it is almost indescribable, originating from the guincest chopter of all time, Sigma Chi.
Ex. 1: "What's the guincest chum you've ever mucked?"

Ex. 2: "Yo whats Guince man?" "Not much just trappin how about you" "Hundo P"
Guince by guince May 2, 2021

guinea pig shots 

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.
I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"
An ‘Incel’-like person who follows the cult anti-Trans Irish ex-tv personality ‘Glinner’ (Graham Linehan).
Jeez these Glincels are really ganging up on the Trans people today.
Glincel by wolfalicia May 4, 2020

Guinea Grits 

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit
Guinea Grits by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011

guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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