Verb: To simulate the motion of masturbation but the genitalia remains flaccid and covered by one's hand.
Chad: Bro stop jerking off in the living room there are girls here.
Brad: It's not weird because it's a guince, I don't have a boner.
Chad: Oh you're guincing, that's chill.
Brad: It's not weird because it's a guince, I don't have a boner.
Chad: Oh you're guincing, that's chill.
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A adjective that is so versatile it is almost indescribable, originating from the guincest chopter of all time, Sigma Chi.
Ex. 1: "What's the guincest chum you've ever mucked?"
Ex. 2: "Yo whats Guince man?" "Not much just trappin how about you" "Hundo P"
Ex. 2: "Yo whats Guince man?" "Not much just trappin how about you" "Hundo P"
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Get the Guince mug.The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.
I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.
"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"
"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"
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Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
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