Guince 

Verb: To simulate the motion of masturbation but the genitalia remains flaccid and covered by one's hand.

Chad: Bro stop jerking off in the living room there are girls here.
Brad: It's not weird because it's a guince, I don't have a boner.
Chad: Oh you're guincing, that's chill.

Guince by poopsterroo November 3, 2022

Guince 

A real word that originated in the town of Jai, Greece. This term can refer to an alcoholic beverage, someone who is absolutely blacked out, and everything in between.

“Yo im GUINCED!”
“Do you have any guince?”
“You are we guincing tonight?”

Guince by Bellagio42069 November 5, 2020

Guince 

A adjective that is so versatile it is almost indescribable, originating from the guincest chopter of all time, Sigma Chi.

Ex. 1: "What's the guincest chum you've ever mucked?"

Ex. 2: "Yo whats Guince man?" "Not much just trappin how about you" "Hundo P"

Guince by guince May 2, 2021

guinea pig shots 

The act of holding one's beveridge above one's head and against a wall. Then tilting the drink back and proceeding to suckle the liquid from the container as a guinea pig would water from its water bottle.

I blew so many chunks last night from all the guinea pig shots we were taking; it was a wild night.

"Dude! Guinea pig this Burnett's with me! Go Deacs!!!!"

guinea pig shots by undiscoveredbum June 11, 2013

Glincel 

An ‘Incel’-like person who follows the cult anti-Trans Irish ex-tv personality ‘Glinner’ (Graham Linehan).

Jeez these Glincels are really ganging up on the Trans people today.

Glincel by wolfalicia May 4, 2020

Guinea Grits 

Slur for Polenta.

Hey Mom! What's for dinner?

We're having Polenta and Veggies!

Guinea Grits again... shit

Guinea Grits by TastesLikeLemons57 August 20, 2011

guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005