GREENOED

Expecting vaginal sex but unexpectedly receiving anal sex.

You’ve got a bit of a limp have you been greenoed?

It’s sore to sit down, I’ve been greenoed...

by Bigmanotfromnailsea May 11, 2021

Draymond Greened

To be kicked in the testicles.

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Oh my Kiwis! That dude just Draymond Greened me!!! If only I was LeBron James he might have been punished!

That woman just had a seizure and Draymond Greened me!

I quit taking karate because i kept getting Draymond Greened .

I used to love the NBA, but now it's just a bunch of guys feeling on each others junk like a Draymond Green.

How many innocent NBA players need to be molested before we take Draymond Green as a serious threat.

by Heysloth June 20, 2016

greened out

becoming so high that you puke. some people even turn green.

Dude, I totally greened out at Kaylee's place last week.

by lilith fair July 31, 2006

Tom Greened

When somebody who used to be very outgoing and talented becomes very dull and boring.

Mike: Hey, what happened to Josh? He used to be so much fun!
Grant: I know. Ever since Lucy broke up with him he's never been the same. She totally Tom Greened him.

by Mikehuntisbeautiful March 1, 2015

Greened

When one smokes too much weed, one throws up, doesn’t feel well, or smokes too much and passes out.

Dude, I smoked so much last night I greened.

by Ah-Nah June 23, 2019

Red Greened

Fixing something with tape. Usually, it referes to someone who fixes everything with tape

She came into his room and noticed he must be a lazy asshole cause everything in his room was Red Greened.

The shitty boyfriend Red Greened her car and booked it to his whore's house.

by Anaise November 18, 2005

Self greened

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.

Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.

by mip042 March 22, 2010