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A very attractive male above the age of 30.
"He's very hot, but a little too old to be Papi, so he's grandpapi!"
Grandpapi by grandpapiwhisperer April 18, 2016
Words you can keep
A man who is roughly 30 years old who likes to sleep with much younger Spanish women,
Whora the Explorer had a disappointing night with Grandpapi Cookie
Grandpapi by Thatsdatruth May 2, 2018

grandpapi niko 

Uterus man she will steal ur uterus
Grandpapi niko loves stealing uterus for her science projects
grandpapi niko by Grandpapi niko December 10, 2022

ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy 

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian and ur granny tranny. Every time it is said, someone shits a whole football
Teddy: “Ur Mom gay
Skeet: “No u”
Teddy: “Ur daddy lesbian
Skeet: “Hey uhh—“
Teddy: “UR GRANNY TRANNY”
Skeet: “MAN STOP RIGHT—“
Teddy: “Ur grandpapi big gay booty slappy!”
Skeet: *Dies and shits a whole football* *Rectum the size of Rosie O’Donnel*

Ur grandpapi bi 

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur mom gay
Sam: ur dad lesbian

Bob: ur granny tranny
Sam: ur grandpapi bi

*earth explodes*

ur grandpapi joe 

The BEST SAYING KNOWN TO MAN KIND THAT WAS CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY LEXI PANARO WHO IS ALSO UR MOM

lazy grandpa 

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.
My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.
lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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