Goobering

The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.

Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!

by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017

Goobering

Refers to the action of mixing the meat of grapes, berries, etc with peanuts. An American snack.

Head Chef: "Hey man. People at the game want some peanuts in jam. Get goobering or you're fired."
Cook: "Gotcha, I love cooking my man."

by Frat lord jim September 25, 2017

Goobering

The art of shagging your best mates MILF.

Man 1: Aw mate i was Goobering last night.

Man 2: oh. Whos mum.

Man 1: Yours...

by JamiePRESTOOO May 18, 2011

Goobering

Super racist term for half-Asians.

Your mom is asian and your dad is white, you are a goobering

by Person881 December 12, 2023

garbering

To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.

For how many days are we going to keep garbering this question?

by Mister Andre March 9, 2017

Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.

Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.

by Squeeps February 25, 2014

globerino

someone who acts like a totally idiot: a person who is miserable to be around or be involved with
: like the 2000s cartoon side-character, Globgrog. Globgrog would make blatantly dumb choices and make everyone around them miserable.

"omg I got caught cheating on my test"
"you goddamn globerino! what were you thinking"

by Kolme Alexander April 8, 2021