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The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.
Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!
Goobering by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017
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Refers to the action of mixing the meat of grapes, berries, etc with peanuts. An American snack.
Head Chef: "Hey man. People at the game want some peanuts in jam. Get goobering or you're fired."
Cook: "Gotcha, I love cooking my man."
Goobering by Frat lord jim September 25, 2017
The art of shagging your best mates MILF.
Man 1: Aw mate i was Goobering last night.

Man 2: oh. Whos mum.

Man 1: Yours...
Goobering by JamiePRESTOOO May 18, 2011
Super racist term for half-Asians.
Your mom is asian and your dad is white, you are a goobering
Goobering by Person881 December 12, 2023

garbering 

To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.
For how many days are we going to keep garbering this question?
garbering by Mister Andre March 9, 2017

Goobernatorial

When all the candidates for governor are idiots. A lose-lose situation.
Bubba: Yo bro who do you want to become governor?
Bill: I don't care it's a goobernatorial election.
Goobernatorial by Squeeps February 25, 2014

globerino 

someone who acts like a totally idiot: a person who is miserable to be around or be involved with
: like the 2000s cartoon side-character, Globgrog. Globgrog would make blatantly dumb choices and make everyone around them miserable.
"omg I got caught cheating on my test"
"you goddamn globerino! what were you thinking"
globerino by Kolme Alexander April 8, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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