Goobering

The act of dipping your testicles into your lover's fecal matter.

Person #1: Yo dude i was slammin' my girl last night and she offered to let me try some goobering with her!

Person #2: Damn bruh, how was it?

Person #1: It was dank af, my nuts smelled for hours!

by AlwayLoading September 18, 2017

Goobering

Refers to the action of mixing the meat of grapes, berries, etc with peanuts. An American snack.

Head Chef: "Hey man. People at the game want some peanuts in jam. Get goobering or you're fired."
Cook: "Gotcha, I love cooking my man."

by Frat lord jim September 26, 2017

Goobering

The art of shagging your best mates MILF.

Man 1: Aw mate i was Goobering last night.

Man 2: oh. Whos mum.

Man 1: Yours...

by JamiePRESTOOO April 27, 2011

gooberment

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

by Phreeradical January 02, 2012

Goober

To be a silly goose.

You are such a goober.

by Drayden.mp4 March 14, 2021

goober

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them

Jaxson, you’re such a goober.

by Chrissizzle November 16, 2021

Goober

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.

Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.

by Goobcity January 18, 2015