dry thursday

noun
the thursday before payday.

I planned a date for tonight totally forgetting it was my dry thursday!

by some-random-guy November 17, 2018

sexually-frustrated googling

Furious googling for that perfect piece of adult entertainment for your adult entertainment needs.

Even after 5 hours of sexually-frustrated googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.

by some-random-guy December 18, 2014

work-bump

When you drive by a buddys location of employment and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.
Like a house-bump but for work.

(via text)

you: work-bump

buddy: aw! love you too bro.

by some-random-guy November 17, 2018

street-heart

Someone who you run into consistently during your daily commute with whom you have developed an awkward bond.

My street-heart just found me on facebook. How did he even know my last name?

by some-random-guy May 14, 2014

furious googling

Googling with great intensity or fervor.

Even after 5 hours of furious googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.

by some-random-guy December 18, 2014

bullet ignorance

a superheros uncanny ability to completely ignore most bullets fired at him.

Superman has some serious bullet ignorance.

by some-random-guy November 17, 2018

house-bump

When you drive by a buddys house and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.

(via text)
you: house-bump
buddy: aw! love you too bro.

by some-random-guy May 14, 2014