sexually-frustrated googling

Furious googling for that perfect piece of adult entertainment for your adult entertainment needs.

Even after 5 hours of sexually-frustrated googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.

by some-random-guy December 18, 2014

furious googling

Googling with great intensity or fervor.

Even after 5 hours of furious googling i still could not find the song i had stuck in my head.

by some-random-guy December 18, 2014

street-heart

Someone who you run into consistently during your daily commute with whom you have developed an awkward bond.

My street-heart just found me on facebook. How did he even know my last name?

by some-random-guy May 14, 2014

bullet ignorance

a superheros uncanny ability to completely ignore most bullets fired at him.

Superman has some serious bullet ignorance.

by some-random-guy November 17, 2018

house-bump

When you drive by a buddys house and don't have time to visit but want to tell them you love them anyway. Wait to text them until you are at a complete stop, DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE.

(via text)
you: house-bump
buddy: aw! love you too bro.

by some-random-guy May 14, 2014

sloppy crush

A crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. Often causes drooling.

foxtrotsky: "I have such a sloppy crush on that band"
some-random-guy: "ew even the short one?"
foxtrotsky: "especially the short one"

by some-random-guy December 04, 2014

support-like

A like given on facebook as a show of support on a negative status, rather than a show that you enjoy said status.

When someone posts a facebook status about something negative that is happening, a support-like can be used to show not that you enjoy that something bad is happening, rather, that you sympathize with the poster, you are liking it as a show of support.

I almost got in trouble for giving a support-like to the post about his car breaking down.

by some-random-guy December 17, 2014