GOMFI

Instead of common use of GTFOMI (Get the fuck off my internet) Simply say GOMFI. Which in term mean Get Off My Fucking Internet.

I just jizzed on my Dog.

Uhhh... Nice?

I also put it on youtube.

Awwh dude!!! GOMFI!

GOMFI by A-Luzionz March 10, 2011

New boot goofin' 

To pose or prance around in one's newly acquired footwear.

"What are you running around and acting silly for?"

"I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'."

New boot goofin' by Jim Dangle August 30, 2005

goffik 

the miss spelled word gothic. It is mostly used in the Harry Potter fanfiction My Immortal.

I'm so goffik because I wear black clothes and shop at hot topic!

goffik by Apple Butts March 3, 2012

Golfin' em 

The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.

Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.

Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.

Golfin' em by DFH66 February 27, 2013

goofing around 

two friends who care alot about eachother and have amazing sex. And wanna start spending more time together

Me and Monica are just goofing around

goofing around by Pumped Up Kikess May 19, 2019

Gomina 

It is when you have really oily, greasy, dirty, and disgusting hair. Usually the sunday gomina is the worst.

"I didn't wash my hair for a week, I have such a bad gomina!!"

"Look at her hair, she is the gomina queen"

"After the party on saturday night, I have the Sunday gomina for breakfast at caf!"

Gomina by gomina queen December 6, 2011

Laudra Gomish 

fat ugly whore

"Laudra Gomish is a fat ugly worthless whore with a receding hairline"

Laudra Gomish by whorelogist August 9, 2020