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Instead of common use of GTFOMI (Get the fuck off my internet) Simply say GOMFI. Which in term mean Get Off My Fucking Internet.
I just jizzed on my Dog.

Uhhh... Nice?

I also put it on youtube.

Awwh dude!!! GOMFI!
GOMFI by A-Luzionz March 10, 2011
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New boot goofin' 

To pose or prance around in one's newly acquired footwear.
"What are you running around and acting silly for?"

"I'm just goofin'. New boot goofin'."
New boot goofin' by Jim Dangle August 30, 2005
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the miss spelled word gothic. It is mostly used in the Harry Potter fanfiction My Immortal.
I'm so goffik because I wear black clothes and shop at hot topic!
goffik by Apple Butts March 3, 2012

Golfin' em 

The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.
Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.

Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.
Golfin' em by DFH66 February 27, 2013

goofing around 

two friends who care alot about eachother and have amazing sex. And wanna start spending more time together
Me and Monica are just goofing around
It is when you have really oily, greasy, dirty, and disgusting hair. Usually the sunday gomina is the worst.
"I didn't wash my hair for a week, I have such a bad gomina!!"

"Look at her hair, she is the gomina queen"

"After the party on saturday night, I have the Sunday gomina for breakfast at caf!"
Gomina by gomina queen December 6, 2011

Laudra Gomish 

fat ugly whore
"Laudra Gomish is a fat ugly worthless whore with a receding hairline"
Laudra Gomish by whorelogist August 9, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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