19 definitions by Loopydave
An extremely well developed muscle-clad forearm developed from many decades of having a chronic masturbation habit
by Loopydave January 25, 2017
Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.
Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.
by Loopydave May 2, 2018
A woman, usually drunk and ugly, performing oral sex in the back seat of a car. In reference to the bobble head 'nodding' characters British people would put in the rear window of there car, often a Churchill Dog.
Office manager Rupert received the full nodding dog treatment from the drunk PA Mary in the taxi on the way home from the office party.
by Loopydave March 15, 2019
An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.
Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book
by Loopydave May 12, 2020
Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
by Loopydave October 25, 2019
The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.
by Loopydave September 1, 2018
The sperm of the wealthy, elite high class men in society. Stud fees for the sperm are incredibly high due to the lower classes hoping that some quality genetics might alter the course of a mongoloid family for a one off fee. Also seen on the faces of high class prostitutes.
Rupert had finally realized his most deviant sexual fantasy had finally come true when he looked in the face of Mary with her gentleman fat beard
by Loopydave September 5, 2018