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Ultra strong synthetic cannabis blends or powders openly sold on the streets of the North Wales drugs haven known as Rhyl (where addicts come to die). Leaves users sitting in their own shit and rocking
Rupert realized he had overdone it on Rhyl Spice when he looked at the clock and was unable to tell the time his head was so fucked
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It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil
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by Loopydave January 17, 2011
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Office manager Rupert received the full nodding dog treatment from the drunk PA Mary in the taxi on the way home from the office party.
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Mary lay there pretending to be happy but inside disgusted and humiliated as Rupert repeatedly gave her a plum slap
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