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Glocknade 

When a Glock handgun malfunctions resulting in a large explosion.
I was at the range yesterday when the guy in the next stall pulled out his glocknade and started unloading on some steel. The explosion destroyed half the city.
Glocknade by Rampant October 25, 2012

glossinate 

The casually gloss over something or someone.

1. to gloss over an article or document.
2. to gloss over while in a meeting, or during a discussion or viewing event.

Related Forms:
- glossinator
- glosser
"He's such a glossinate. He didn't even read the very important email. His response proved that true!". "Yeah he's loopless once again".
glossinate by hookedonit April 11, 2011

Magnesium glycinate 

Its the legal xanax that you take to chill tf out. Helps you relax, not give a flying fuck, and is an essential mineral.
Noah: Ayo Kareem, you got any mag on you? I’ve been feeling kinda stressed out and anxious lately.

Kareem: Hell yea, pop three of them pills and you will feel like calm buddhist monk.

Dude. Did you see this chad named Lukas who doesn’t like magnesium glycinate?

Yea, that’s why we don’t fuck with him.

Glockinator 

the Glockinator is a weapon in TABG that's basically two Glocks put together akimbo style with a red dot in-between
Glockinator goes *A-10 WARTHOG NOISES*

glomminated 

I glomminated in the trash can.
That glommination stinks, man!
glomminated by Matt Glomm May 14, 2005

glockintock 

Special time for people to gather around and pull out the wrap and light a muther fucker up
I want your brother at my glockintock
glockintock by Ligmabalss October 10, 2020