Glocknade 

When a Glock handgun malfunctions resulting in a large explosion.

I was at the range yesterday when the guy in the next stall pulled out his glocknade and started unloading on some steel. The explosion destroyed half the city.

Glocknade by Rampant October 25, 2012

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow 

a series of books created to study the chakra of cattle and how to make them more happy using Tai Chi and other energetic arts.

" This Cow's Glockamentubo is very rich, these are some pictures of Tai Chi movements you can do to get your cattle in a more peaceful states. " See picture: "Making your bull more passive"

The Flowing Glockamentubo and the cow is an art most impressive for getting cattle ready for slaughter.

Flowing Glockamentubo and the Cow by Zack S July 30, 2008

GLocKinATE 

Taking a gun and full sending it in your throat

Give me that GLocKinATE package😉

GLocKinATE by Cumguzzlingwhorefag June 10, 2019