Definitions by Rampant

Glocknade 

When a Glock handgun malfunctions resulting in a large explosion.

I was at the range yesterday when the guy in the next stall pulled out his glocknade and started unloading on some steel. The explosion destroyed half the city.

Glocknade by Rampant October 25, 2012

Shit-Pot Professor 

A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.

A know it all.

Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."

Shit-Pot Professor by Rampant June 29, 2012