Stands for
Go Fornicate Yourself With An Iron Rod.
Usualy used as an insult term for n00b leechers and trolls. Liberal and even use of GFYWAIR is general acceptable at all times of the day and in any situation.

Stephen: Hey Bob, I TOTALY PWNS J00!
Bob: GFYWAIR you n00b hating twat.

GFYWAIR by Kohki January 5, 2009

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GFYWAP

A phrase/saying where the user has demonstrated a high level of stupidity, annoyance or principally deserves to Go Fuck Yourself/Themselves With a Pineapple

Pronounced "giffy-wap"

"my outlook has closed, it's got an error"
"that's nice, now GFYWAP"

Similar in usage to DIAF

GFYWAP by GDC001 January 28, 2013

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GFYWARS

Go Fuck Yourself With A Rusty Spoon

When a cheating player in the Rise Of Empires game says "You can't attack any of my 20 cheating farm bases because that's cheating. You reply with "GFYWARS".
Is this so the gaming moderators in Russia have no fucking idea what you said.
Then you proceed to burn as many of their cheating farms to the ground😂😂😂😂

GFYWARS by Reignamation August 20, 2022

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gfywp

noun, acronym. Go Fuck Yourself With a Polearm. An exaggerated or more severe form of Go Fuck Yourself.

Dan was so mad at Levi that he printed a 3 foot by 3 foot sign that said gfywp.

gfywp by kern.sybal February 24, 2024

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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