Die in a fire.
The origins were from a story in Texas where the police were conducting stings for public drunkenness in hotel bars. This caused some public outrage. Carolyn Beck of the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission commented on complaints that she received, "I don't really understand the hateful outrage. I don't understand, 'Die in a fire'."
The story was circulated, among other places, on FARK.com. The angry "Die in a fire", became repeated frequently, and shortened to DIAF. Whether organically repeated on other sites simultaneously is unknown, but at present, DIAF is ubiquitously used as a pronouncement of unabashed scorn.
The origins were from a story in Texas where the police were conducting stings for public drunkenness in hotel bars. This caused some public outrage. Carolyn Beck of the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission commented on complaints that she received, "I don't really understand the hateful outrage. I don't understand, 'Die in a fire'."
The story was circulated, among other places, on FARK.com. The angry "Die in a fire", became repeated frequently, and shortened to DIAF. Whether organically repeated on other sites simultaneously is unknown, but at present, DIAF is ubiquitously used as a pronouncement of unabashed scorn.
Mom: I cleaned your room and threw out that old ratty teddy bear you've had for ten years.
Daughter: DIAF.
Daughter: DIAF.
by a farker August 02, 2012
To Cease Living whilst being consumed by a Flame.
it's origins are up for debate. and it's origins are to be kept secret by a code of honor, and an unwritten law.
it's origins are up for debate. and it's origins are to be kept secret by a code of honor, and an unwritten law.
by Toe Knee November 30, 2004
Abbreviation for "die in a fire." Generally used when no other comeback can be thought of, a stupid comment is made, or when you legitimately feel that another person should perish in a combustion reaction.
by CBSFan September 19, 2010
Pat Robertson to Isreal: "You're being bombed because God is angry with you", Isreal to Pat Robertson: "Suck it and DIAF".
by Lemon Funk August 02, 2006
Die in a Fire. Past tense is also acceptable. Usually used as an insult, but sometimes to inform. Sometimes used with the word "Go" in front
Guy: "Lol, he diaf iirc."
Other Guy: "roffles tahts teh sux0rs."
Guy: "Yeh."
also
Big ePeen: "UR TEH NUb!"
Possible Nub: "NO IM NOT GO DIAF!"
Big ePeen: "reported"
Other Guy: "roffles tahts teh sux0rs."
Guy: "Yeh."
also
Big ePeen: "UR TEH NUb!"
Possible Nub: "NO IM NOT GO DIAF!"
Big ePeen: "reported"
by microphone psychiatry March 08, 2008
Michaela- Haha I know you think he's sucha DILF.
Jill- Actually no, he's a DIAF.
Michaela- Omg! no way?
Jill- Actually no, he's a DIAF.
Michaela- Omg! no way?
by girlswholikeboyswholikeboys January 15, 2010
(DIAF), or Dick In Ass Fucking, is an acronym used to describe a scenario of anger and sadness, or that of having been recently screwed over.
by mephistofeles October 18, 2006