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A phrase/saying where the user has demonstrated a high level of stupidity, annoyance or principally deserves to Go Fuck Yourself/Themselves With a Pineapple

Pronounced "giffy-wap"
"my outlook has closed, it's got an error"
"that's nice, now GFYWAP"

Similar in usage to DIAF
GFYWAP by GDC001 January 28, 2013
Words you can keep

gfywahci 

Go fuck yourself with a hot curling iron.

A spin on the acronym "GFY" (Go fuck yourself) that is often used on the internet.
IM Conversation:

Cammy: Hey Meg, that outfit you have on is fuckin gross!
Meg: gfywahci
gfywahci by megvicious August 29, 2008
Related Words
Go Fuck Yourself With a Cactus

enough said🙂
You know what Billy GFYWAC
GFYWAC by GFYWAC December 16, 2016
Stands for
Go Fornicate Yourself With An Iron Rod.
Usualy used as an insult term for n00b leechers and trolls. Liberal and even use of GFYWAIR is general acceptable at all times of the day and in any situation.
Stephen: Hey Bob, I TOTALY PWNS J00!
Bob: GFYWAIR you n00b hating twat.
GFYWAIR by Kohki January 5, 2009
Go Fuck Your Self With A Pool Noodle
And yes, we know that your self is one word; the 's' just adds length. Most people have no idea what it means so feel free to say it when you want.
Person: Well, yeah, I know what the gfys part means but wth is up with the wapn part?Gfyswapn?

Smart Person: Go fuck yourself with a pool noodle, and no, not literally.
Go Fuck Yourself With A Rusty Spoon
When a cheating player in the Rise Of Empires game says "You can't attack any of my 20 cheating farm bases because that's cheating. You reply with "GFYWARS".
Is this so the gaming moderators in Russia have no fucking idea what you said.
Then you proceed to burn as many of their cheating farms to the ground😂😂😂😂
GFYWARS by Reignamation August 20, 2022
noun, acronym. Go Fuck Yourself With a Polearm. An exaggerated or more severe form of Go Fuck Yourself.
Dan was so mad at Levi that he printed a 3 foot by 3 foot sign that said gfywp.
gfywp by kern.sybal February 24, 2024
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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