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"Yo i think there is a glowing house over there"
"Don't pull a gayton".
Gayton by FlyingCows February 2, 2019
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A round and chubby individual, resembling a character called 'Azamat' from the 2006 movie 'Borat'.

Favourite phrase: B-B-B-B.

Favourite pastime: Scratching Belly.

Cannot consume less than 6 meals per day
aaaaaaahhh gayton! aaaaaahh azamat!
Gayton by pppoopoobengay November 3, 2019
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The act of angrily skull-fucking your friend’s face with your tiny penis
Layton gave Ramon a Gayton because he is gay.
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Gayton Scott

A very gay albino with cock breath who usually gets fucked by his Dad and has no friends
I smell that breath a mile away must be Gayton Scott
Gayton Scott by CarterFanta6969 February 16, 2019

Gayton Beaver 

Gayton Beaver by KrazyMAn6 November 26, 2010

Neo-Gastonism 

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries
Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

Neo-Gastonist 

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.
Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”
Neo-Gastonist by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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