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Gaytoned 

A word used when someone has followed through, or accidentally shit themselves around a group of people.
- Hey dude...pull my finger!
- *pulls*
- Uh Oh *wide eyes*
- DUDE! YOU JUST GAYTONED!
Gaytoned by gaytonedmyself April 3, 2011
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gaybones 

A politically correct substitute for sentences expressing dismayal or disgust at something, which would usually be described as being "gay" or "retarded."
1."That movie was so gaybones."
2."Don't be such a gaybones."
etc.
gaybones by ColetteReardin September 8, 2008

gaytonism 

a cuck old from brasil who fell in love with a girl from call center.but she luvs another man not him
gaytonism of cuckold life
gaytonism by Xyzboy September 19, 2023

gaybones 

an adjective or expletive that is used to describe someone or something that is so homosexual that its core/skeletal system is infused with boners and has become the quintessence of all that is retarded, lame, and/or gay. most frequently used as a reaction to bullshit occuring.
wow you are so gaybones in the mouth, stop being a pussy you friggin sloot. just get out of town.

are you cereal? we have a test tomorrow? fucking gaybones and a half...what a db, so not even record.
gaybones by thecoolestbeanrecorded November 11, 2011

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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