Worse than being friendzoned. It is when you are straight and your crush slowly involuntarily reveals through her actions that she believes you are gay and therefore has no attraction or consideration towards you.
Timothy: I asked to hang out and she invited me to her sleepover.
John: First week meeting and she already got you gayzoned.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.