Worse than being friendzoned. It is when you are straight and your crush slowly involuntarily reveals through her actions that she believes you are gay and therefore has no attraction or consideration towards you.
Timothy: I asked to hang out and she invited me to her sleepover.
John: First week meeting and she already got you gayzoned.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.