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The real meaning of the acronym G.Q. is Generally Queer. Many people believe that it means Gentlemen's Quarterly, but it doesn't. As most men photographed for the magazine are queers and the only readers gulliable, vapid and vain enough to believe the nonsense printed with in it's covers are queers then it follows that G.Q. means "generally queer". Many queers without the testicular fortitude to go into a porn shop and buy real gay porn, rub one out to the fake and fancy fags that adorn it's pages.

Can be used to describe any person, groups of persons or places as "generally queer".
Joe: Hey Frank, we should check out that new club called the "White Swallow".
Frank: Fuck no, that place is G.Q....a total stool pusher's paradise.

Bill: Hey Tom, Let's join the Glee Club.
Tom: Fuck no that group is G.Q. Bunch of Nancy boys.
G.Q. by BigBlackBlick July 16, 2010

G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T 

Greatest Queef-Ass Beeyotch of All Time
Benji is a G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T!
G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T by G.O.A.T February 23, 2003

H.A.G.Q. 

When you’re texting your friends who you haven’t seen in months due to COVID, you sign off with “H.A.G.Q.!”
H.A.G.Q. by Richard303 September 30, 2020

x.i.n.g.q.i.u 

An amazing lesbian mutual I have with they/them pronouns. They deserve the world.
Hey, do you know about x.i.n.g.q.i.u?
Me:Yeah ofc they are my amazing lesbian mutual!
x.i.n.g.q.i.u by megurineeeluka April 30, 2021
Otherwise known as a 40oz for the newer generation, in the older generation of our parents, it is short-hand for a Giant Imperial Quart; a quart being 32oz, an imperial quart being 38.4 oz, and a giant imperial quart being 40oz.
Father: "Back in my day alls we did to relax was drink a couple of G.I.Q.'s"
Son: "Drink a couple of what?"
Father: "It's what you call a 40oz, it means Giant Imperial Quart"
Son: "Oh why didn't you say so? Me and my friends drink those all the time"
Father: "You WHAT?!?"
G.I.Q. by FonzieFonzFonz October 27, 2004
"quod google," Latin for "which google." Variant of q.v., "quod vide," Latin for "which see." Used after a term or phrase about which the author cannot be bothered, due to constraints imposed by time, space, or sloth, to elaborate, and which confused or curious readers should google to obtain more information.

Usage note: q.g. should generally be used for terms or phrases for which the Wikipedia entry is nonexistent or insufficient; in those cases q.w. ("quod wikipedia," wherein the noundom of "wikipedia," like "google," becomes bastardized into verbdom) may be more appropriate. Similarly, slang terms may be most appropriately followed by q.ud. ("quod urbandictionary") rather than q.g.; videos may be most appropriately followed by q.yt. ("quod youtube"), etc.
Eben Moglen's Plone 2006 keynote address (q.g.) is fucking badass.

Charlie the Unicorn (q.yt.) gives me nightmares.
q.g. by phototropik January 1, 2007

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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