BigBlackBlick's definitions
An acronym for the derogatory term, saucey orifice, used instead of "significant other" to designate a woman that's kept around for physical pleasure. Can be used cladestinely in front of said S.O. when speaking to a friend who is "in the know". Said S.O. is lulled into a false sense of security thinking that they are your "significant other". (Only heterosexual use allowed as any other orifice is only saucey after the fact.)
Bob: Albert, just who is this engaing creature?
Albert: Oh, this is my S.O., Fillmein. Fillmein this is Albert. (Wink....wink)
Albert: Oh, this is my S.O., Fillmein. Fillmein this is Albert. (Wink....wink)
by BigBlackBlick February 3, 2010
Get the S.O.mug. A surgical procedure similar to a vasectomy, but performed on a rather large and robust scrotum/testicals. A gentleman with "big balls" would require a Vastectomy.
David: Dr I would like a vasectomy please.
Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.
David: With pleasure Doc.
Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.
Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.
David: With pleasure Doc.
Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.
by BigBlackBlick September 15, 2010
Get the Vastectomymug. When gay people commit themselves to each other. Usually of short duration until a better opportunity comes along.
Joe: Hey Biff, did you here, those flamers Bruce and Brett are telling people they're Engayged.
Biff: That won't last, they're both a couple of homo-ho's.
Biff: That won't last, they're both a couple of homo-ho's.
by BigBlackBlick March 24, 2010
Get the Engaygedmug. The act of getting so drunk that you don't know nor care that you have just totally shit you pants, usually with a sticky burning goo.
by BigBlackBlick September 14, 2010
Get the Pants Full Of Shit Drunkmug. What your wife, girlfriend or fiance turns into during a visit from aunt flow. Very similar to a monster, but the transformation is periodic (pun intended).
John: "Hey Joe, once a month I feel like I'm married to Bela Lugosi."
Joe: "Right there with you bro. Once a month my Ruby turns into the Wolfman, Dracula and Fankenstein all rolled in one terrible menster."
Joe: "Right there with you bro. Once a month my Ruby turns into the Wolfman, Dracula and Fankenstein all rolled in one terrible menster."
by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010
Get the Menstermug. A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".
I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".
by BigBlackBlick December 29, 2010
Get the Don't Ask, Just Smellmug. The act of pooping again only a short time after you pooped the first time. Usually associated with the feeling that you first dump was so massive that there could not possibly be any more poop in you.
I couldn’t believe it. I laid a huge lunker at home and thought “that’ll get me through the day”. Then I get to work and its déjà-poo. I laid another foot of pipe.
by BigBlackBlick May 14, 2010
Get the déjà-poomug.