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A big outside summer time party held by lesbians. Similar to a "Shindig", but hosted and attended by lesbians.
Hey Chris are you going to Pat's Shindyke? All the girls are gonna be there. It's gonna be a flannel fest.
by BigBlackBlick December 27, 2012
Get the Shindyke mug.A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".
I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".
by BigBlackBlick December 29, 2010
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The four essential questions one asks in exasperation when something bad happens to them or someone close to them that was totally unexpected.
The four essential questions one asks in exasperation when something bad happens to them or someone close to them that was totally unexpected.
When walking back to my ride last night after getting jiggy at the club I saw that someone stole my curb feelers! I immediately texted my bro WTFx4: What The Fuck? Who The Fuck? When The Fuck? and Why The Fuck?
by BigBlackBlick November 5, 2010
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This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.
Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?
Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.
Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?
Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.
Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
by BigBlackBlick October 26, 2010
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David: Dr I would like a vasectomy please.
Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.
David: With pleasure Doc.
Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.
Doctor: OK lets start with a physical exam, please drop your pants.
David: With pleasure Doc.
Doctor: Wow! From the looks of that duffel bag of a scrotum I can see right off that you need a Vastectomy.
by BigBlackBlick September 15, 2010
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by BigBlackBlick September 14, 2010
Get the Pants Full Of Shit Drunk mug.The real meaning of the acronym G.Q. is Generally Queer. Many people believe that it means Gentlemen's Quarterly, but it doesn't. As most men photographed for the magazine are queers and the only readers gulliable, vapid and vain enough to believe the nonsense printed with in it's covers are queers then it follows that G.Q. means "generally queer". Many queers without the testicular fortitude to go into a porn shop and buy real gay porn, rub one out to the fake and fancy fags that adorn it's pages.
Can be used to describe any person, groups of persons or places as "generally queer".
Can be used to describe any person, groups of persons or places as "generally queer".
Joe: Hey Frank, we should check out that new club called the "White Swallow".
Frank: Fuck no, that place is G.Q....a total stool pusher's paradise.
Bill: Hey Tom, Let's join the Glee Club.
Tom: Fuck no that group is G.Q. Bunch of Nancy boys.
Frank: Fuck no, that place is G.Q....a total stool pusher's paradise.
Bill: Hey Tom, Let's join the Glee Club.
Tom: Fuck no that group is G.Q. Bunch of Nancy boys.
by BigBlackBlick July 16, 2010
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