What your beautiful, wonderful, kind, loving and nurturing wife, finace or girlfriend turns into when their monthly visitor comes to call. Similar to the transformation that occurs with someone who has been bitten by a Werewolf. A total and complete transformation into an irrational, instinct and hormone driven raging beast.
Similar to Monstosity:
monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous
But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow
Similar to Monstosity:
monstrosity
1. an outrageous or ugly person or thing; monster
2. the state or quality of being monstrous
But directly caused by a visit from aunt flow
Joe: "Hey Frank, can I come and stay with you for a week, Betsy has turned into a complete menstrosity."
Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."
Frank: "No problem bro, I feel your pain."
by BigBlackBlick May 21, 2010
A big outside summer time party held by lesbians. Similar to a "Shindig", but hosted and attended by lesbians.
Hey Chris are you going to Pat's Shindyke? All the girls are gonna be there. It's gonna be a flannel fest.
by BigBlackBlick December 27, 2012
The act of pooping again only a short time after you pooped the first time. Usually associated with the feeling that you first dump was so massive that there could not possibly be any more poop in you.
I couldn’t believe it. I laid a huge lunker at home and thought “that’ll get me through the day”. Then I get to work and its déjà-poo. I laid another foot of pipe.
by BigBlackBlick May 14, 2010
A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".
I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".
by BigBlackBlick December 28, 2010
What The Fuck? Who The Fuck? When The Fuck? and Why The Fuck?
The four essential questions one asks in exasperation when something bad happens to them or someone close to them that was totally unexpected.
The four essential questions one asks in exasperation when something bad happens to them or someone close to them that was totally unexpected.
When walking back to my ride last night after getting jiggy at the club I saw that someone stole my curb feelers! I immediately texted my bro WTFx4: What The Fuck? Who The Fuck? When The Fuck? and Why The Fuck?
by BigBlackBlick November 01, 2010
An acronym for the derogatory term, saucey orifice, used instead of "significant other" to designate a woman that's kept around for physical pleasure. Can be used cladestinely in front of said S.O. when speaking to a friend who is "in the know". Said S.O. is lulled into a false sense of security thinking that they are your "significant other". (Only heterosexual use allowed as any other orifice is only saucey after the fact.)
Bob: Albert, just who is this engaing creature?
Albert: Oh, this is my S.O., Fillmein. Fillmein this is Albert. (Wink....wink)
Albert: Oh, this is my S.O., Fillmein. Fillmein this is Albert. (Wink....wink)
by BigBlackBlick February 03, 2010
When gay people commit themselves to each other. Usually of short duration until a better opportunity comes along.
Joe: Hey Biff, did you here, those flamers Bruce and Brett are telling people they're Engayged.
Biff: That won't last, they're both a couple of homo-ho's.
Biff: That won't last, they're both a couple of homo-ho's.
by BigBlackBlick March 24, 2010