Gümüs
She's super hot and always kind, her feet is bigger than my whole life but i still love her. But don’t have sleepovers with her bc then u have to kill bugs
I love gümüs
Gümüs by Gumuslover November 22, 2021
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gumus
Crazy Swinger.
1) A style of bowling used in the sport of Tussball (a Mediterranean variation of cricket). The delivery involves coming around the wicket and over the wicket at the same time. Applying both in-swing and out-swing, the bowl relies heavily on a firm wasp of the hips and the element of surprise.
2) A person who has surpassed the standard confines of being a sexual partner sharing swinger. Has very few boundaries and is happy to participate in practically anything suggested.
3) A person who performs on a standard playground swing-set outside of normal boundaries. Executes such moves as the "Headstand Flip" and the "Rump Dragger"
1) A style of bowling used in the sport of Tussball (a Mediterranean variation of cricket). The delivery involves coming around the wicket and over the wicket at the same time. Applying both in-swing and out-swing, the bowl relies heavily on a firm wasp of the hips and the element of surprise.
2) A person who has surpassed the standard confines of being a sexual partner sharing swinger. Has very few boundaries and is happy to participate in practically anything suggested.
3) A person who performs on a standard playground swing-set outside of normal boundaries. Executes such moves as the "Headstand Flip" and the "Rump Dragger"
1) Another crazy swinging Gumus delivery takes the final wicket in the inter-turkinental cup.
2) Random swinger: My gimp monkey and I would really like to cock-vomit all over your one armed, one legged midget partner and your Turkish chest.
Gumus: This is everything that I am about, I would love to receive this.
3) Child: Good day to you Gumus, I am enjoying sitting and swinging on this swing, would you care to join me.
Gumus: My skill in this art far surpasses yours. I am a crazy swinger and I will not tarnish my reputation by participating in this with you. Suck it
2) Random swinger: My gimp monkey and I would really like to cock-vomit all over your one armed, one legged midget partner and your Turkish chest.
Gumus: This is everything that I am about, I would love to receive this.
3) Child: Good day to you Gumus, I am enjoying sitting and swinging on this swing, would you care to join me.
Gumus: My skill in this art far surpasses yours. I am a crazy swinger and I will not tarnish my reputation by participating in this with you. Suck it
Gumshoe Grimes
The official nickname (title) given to private investigator junior grimes. The youngest Pi in history whos notorious for going to extreme lengths for a case and to bring corruption justice even if he’s a little corrupt himself (though that’s his nature) grimes is dubbed “gumshoe grimes” as he sticks to people when following for a case of mystery.
gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”
An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.
junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!
the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”
An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.
junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!
the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
News station: another body found in the river today! It’s easy to see why this murder was solved
Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!
Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?
News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again
Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha
____
Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself
Mystery figure: ....
Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes
Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*
Aye....ready for action
Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people
____
Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!
Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?
News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again
Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha
____
Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself
Mystery figure: ....
Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes
Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*
Aye....ready for action
Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people
____
Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Gumshoe Grimes by Tomcat ™️ October 7, 2021
Gumshoe Grimes
The official nickname (title) given to private investigator junior grimes. The youngest Pi in history whos notorious for going to extreme lengths for a case and to bring corruption justice even if he’s a little corrupt himself (though that’s his nature) grimes is dubbed “gumshoe grimes” as he sticks to people when following for a case of mystery.
gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”
An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.
junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!
the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”
An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.
junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!
the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
News station: another body found in the river today! It’s easy to see why this murder was solved
Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!
Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?
News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again
Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha
____
Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself
Mystery figure: ....
Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes
Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*
Aye....ready for action
Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people
____
Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!
Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?
News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again
Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha
____
Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself
Mystery figure: ....
Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes
Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*
Aye....ready for action
Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people
____
Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Gumshoe Grimes by Tomcat ™️ September 22, 2021
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