Gumser

A toothless blowjob.

Hey Peck, How was Thailand?

Great! I got a Gumser from one of the lady-boys.

by Rotten40 November 20, 2011

Gumbercules

Hermes:
"He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules Combined!"

Dr. Zoidberg:
"You mean Gumbercules? i love that guy!"

by Slim Jim of James Hall May 13, 2006

blue gummer

A racist term. Used to describe someone whose skin is so dark, that their gums look blue.

1: Damn dude look at that black guy!
2: Holy shit he's a blue gummer!

by iamnobody00 May 17, 2009

Dragondick-gumler

The word to describe the machines that gumels on dragon dick for protein and testosterone.
Only Global Elite niggers are cabable of gumling dragon dick.

Random beta male: Ayo fam, what are you gumling on?
Sigma male: Stfu pussy im a dragondick-gumler while your mom is in my basement

by Dragondickgumler420roflmao November 11, 2021

blue gummer

A spear chukka, jemima, nigger, etc.

We don't allow blue gummers in here.

by Vladimir Putin October 16, 2005

gummere

An amazing string of the best leaders to ever be born.

Mathew Gummere is the best leader ever.

by gyual November 15, 2016

gummer

no tooth blow job

i got a gummer form a toothless hill billy.

by Brad Christie April 26, 2003