Gumser 

A toothless blowjob.

Hey Peck, How was Thailand?

Great! I got a Gumser from one of the lady-boys.

Gumser by Rotten40 November 20, 2011

Gumbercules 

Hermes:
"He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules Combined!"

Dr. Zoidberg:
"You mean Gumbercules? i love that guy!"

Gumbercules by Slim Jim of James Hall May 13, 2006

blue gummer 

A racist term. Used to describe someone whose skin is so dark, that their gums look blue.

1: Damn dude look at that black guy!
2: Holy shit he's a blue gummer!

blue gummer by iamnobody00 May 17, 2009

Dragondick-gumler 

The word to describe the machines that gumels on dragon dick for protein and testosterone.
Only Global Elite niggers are cabable of gumling dragon dick.

Random beta male: Ayo fam, what are you gumling on?
Sigma male: Stfu pussy im a dragondick-gumler while your mom is in my basement

Dragondick-gumler by Dragondickgumler420roflmao November 11, 2021

blue gummer 

A spear chukka, jemima, nigger, etc.

We don't allow blue gummers in here.

blue gummer by Vladimir Putin October 16, 2005

gummere 

An amazing string of the best leaders to ever be born.

Mathew Gummere is the best leader ever.

gummere by gyual November 15, 2016

gummer 

no tooth blow job

i got a gummer form a toothless hill billy.

gummer by Brad Christie April 26, 2003