Gums

a ugly man who cant score, but touches women without their permission (he usually with large gums)

here comes gums, watch your woman

by Beefdogg March 29, 2006

Gums

clothes, outfits.

Man you need to move out your mums and get you some nu gums

by qleyo July 22, 2003

Gums

A breed of ginger haired vermin, with abnormally large 'Tombstone' shaped 'K-9's, Insisors and Molars. No Caution required for this species as a slight instep reduces agility.

Jesus ! Did you see the size of his "GUMS" ?

by T-Styler April 8, 2003

gums

Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.

Little man: You're gay!
Gums: 'you know you're just a faggot.'
Little man: *dies*

by Stalkey man August 19, 2018

Gums blazin'

Talking a lot or very fast.

Bill walked into the room gums blazin' about how happy he was with the sale he just made.

by msheean July 12, 2011

gums maloney

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

by custodian22 May 26, 2009

Gums blazing

Getting a blowjob by a toothless person

"She came at me gums blazing"

by Tjhooker June 3, 2015