Futtor 

Futtor- crazy looking. Typical term in the east

“That lady on the side of the road looks so totally futtor”

“That lady on the side of the road looks so totally futtor”
“Yeah dude she’s crazy

Futtor by Ribbboesross August 29, 2021

futtocks 

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

futtocks by bernardhodesmond February 21, 2009

buck futter 

Word used on Saturday Night Live's "Celebrity Jeopary" skit by Sean Connery to describe Alex Trebek. Exact meaning unknown.. for the probable meaning...Just flip the tt and the ck.

Don't be such a buck futter!

buck futter by mullett January 14, 2003

Futterwacken 

A make believe dance from Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.

And on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigorously.

Futterwacken by Cozmoz March 27, 2010

buck futter 

Used my Connery on SNL celebrity jeopardy skit.

Many people overlook the fact that, while switching the tt anc ck results in butt fucker, switching the b and f results in the equally humourous "Fuck butter", sexual effluent perhaps?

I whipped up a batch of ol' fashioned buck futter with your mum last night

buck futter by Slyph February 18, 2005

Dungy Futterman 

Dungus "Dungy" Furttustus (later changed to Futterman after the Great Vegan War). Dungy was a legendary warrior during the Great Vegan War, remembered especially for his brave acts during the Battle of the Pluto Colony, after which he was sponsored by Monster Energy. In his final battle, he finally spilled all of his grease. He died in the arms of his best friend and brother in arms Melmen Hanson. Some believe he never died, and legend has it he went into hiding deep in the Ethiopian rain forrest after the wars. But we may never know.

Joey: Yo, that guy is so cool!
Chad: How cool?
Joey: Pfff, almost as cool as Dungy Futterman.
Chad: Damn.

Dungy Futterman by Kenny the Tiger October 14, 2017

fuctor

A factor that fucks something up, or a negative factor.

Baking bread has a lot of fuctors: the measurements, the water temperature, the kneading process...
Not sure why the baby didn't sleep last night; too many fuctors.

fuctor by justlogical April 9, 2019