futterman

a person with an extremely small penis. often has to use a magnifying glass to urinate.

Oh God i think he is a futterman!

by DJ Dougy K. July 29, 2008

futterman

the middle toe (two left of the big toe)
also, a term for grundle
abrev.-futt

Ow, you fuckin stepped on my futterman! You grundle!

by Matthew Futterman July 28, 2008

Dungy Futterman

Dungus "Dungy" Furttustus (later changed to Futterman after the Great Vegan War). Dungy was a legendary warrior during the Great Vegan War, remembered especially for his brave acts during the Battle of the Pluto Colony, after which he was sponsored by Monster Energy. In his final battle, he finally spilled all of his grease. He died in the arms of his best friend and brother in arms Melmen Hanson. Some believe he never died, and legend has it he went into hiding deep in the Ethiopian rain forrest after the wars. But we may never know.

Joey: Yo, that guy is so cool!
Chad: How cool?
Joey: Pfff, almost as cool as Dungy Futterman.
Chad: Damn.

by Kenny the Tiger October 14, 2017

flutterpants

Someone whose pants you can see moving as they fill and collapse with frequent and powerful fart action.

Fuck you flutterpants, why don’t you go stand next to another good friend?

by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019

Futterwacken

A make believe dance from Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.

And on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigorously.

by Cozmoz March 27, 2010

Fetterman Effect

Noun: A hipster politician

A tattoo with a Pa zip code

Someone who gains weight ,shaves their head and runs for political office

An individual who directs followers into a massacre or disaster(ie :Captain William Judd Fetterman and the Fetterman Massacre)

In order to appeal to the Youth Vote and gain National media exposure, Mayor Smith followed the Fetterman Effect.

In order to avoid the Fetterman Effect, the school bus driver studied a map carefully, prior to taking a shortcut through a minefield .

by Balingit December 2, 2009

cutterman

"Cunnerman" not "cutterman". Dennis Quaid and "breaking Away" have nothing to do with it. 1) Derogatory term for white trash in the Pocono region of Pa. "He's nothing but a cunnerman".(cutterman)
2) Term of friendly ribbing if your family has lived here for generations and so has the recipient of the comment. "Hello you old cunnerman. How's the venison"

History.. A family named Counterman lived north of Mountainhome off Rt. 191 before the town of La Anna. They were tounge-tied and pronounced their name "Cunnerman". Their abode was filthy and smelled terrible. It was refered to as "the Skunks Misery" as it smelled so bad no decent skunk would live there. The foundation of the builing is still visible from "Misery" road. There is a road sign to confirm this. Cunnerman, cutterman

by Ten Bear October 11, 2007