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a person with an extremely small penis. often has to use a magnifying glass to urinate.
Oh God i think he is a futterman!
by DJ Dougy K. November 28, 2005
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the middle toe (two left of the big toe)
also, a term for grundle
abrev.-futt
Ow, you fuckin stepped on my futterman! You grundle!
by Matthew Futterman February 28, 2006
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