4 definitions by Slyph

According to the 4rthur.com dictionary, to simultaneously masturbate and cry.
"I spent new year's day alone, shanghai'ing."
by Slyph January 19, 2005
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British, pungent, foul-smelling spray underarm deodorant with many stupidly named variations, called "axe" in the USA
Lynx voodoo is a stupider name for a deodorant than Lynx gravity, but only just.
by Slyph February 20, 2005
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An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads
by Slyph October 5, 2004
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Used my Connery on SNL celebrity jeopardy skit.

Many people overlook the fact that, while switching the tt anc ck results in butt fucker, switching the b and f results in the equally humourous "Fuck butter", sexual effluent perhaps?
I whipped up a batch of ol' fashioned buck futter with your mum last night
by Slyph February 18, 2005
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