Definitions by Slyph

lynx 

British, pungent, foul-smelling spray underarm deodorant with many stupidly named variations, called "axe" in the USA

Lynx voodoo is a stupider name for a deodorant than Lynx gravity, but only just.

lynx by Slyph February 20, 2005

buck futter 

Used my Connery on SNL celebrity jeopardy skit.

Many people overlook the fact that, while switching the tt anc ck results in butt fucker, switching the b and f results in the equally humourous "Fuck butter", sexual effluent perhaps?

I whipped up a batch of ol' fashioned buck futter with your mum last night

buck futter by Slyph February 18, 2005

Shanghai 

According to the 4rthur.com dictionary, to simultaneously masturbate and cry.

"I spent new year's day alone, shanghai'ing."

Shanghai by Slyph January 19, 2005

Imperial Shitload 

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

I have an imperial shitload of work to do

Imperial Shitload by Slyph October 5, 2004