Shanghai

According to the 4rthur.com dictionary, to simultaneously masturbate and cry.

"I spent new year's day alone, shanghai'ing."

by Slyph January 19, 2005

lynx

British, pungent, foul-smelling spray underarm deodorant with many stupidly named variations, called "axe" in the USA

Lynx voodoo is a stupider name for a deodorant than Lynx gravity, but only just.

by Slyph February 20, 2005

buck futter

Used my Connery on SNL celebrity jeopardy skit.

Many people overlook the fact that, while switching the tt anc ck results in butt fucker, switching the b and f results in the equally humourous "Fuck butter", sexual effluent perhaps?

I whipped up a batch of ol' fashioned buck futter with your mum last night

by Slyph February 18, 2005

Imperial Shitload

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

I have an imperial shitload of work to do

by Slyph October 05, 2004