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The actual best boyfriend/husband you could ever have. Preforms AMAZING in bed, has a great future ahead of him, and is bound to keep you happy and interested in the relationship forever! Anything you could ever dream of!
Marlin and I just got it on, and I feel SO GOOD!
by EpicSaskue October 29, 2019
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Marlin is the most attractive guy u will ever meet, he also has the biggest dick u will find so keep him and don’t lose him. He is very loyal and loves to party.
Marlin gave me the best ride last night
by Almighty god October 27, 2019
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To respond with great exclamation and anger when on the receiving end of criticism (most often intentional baiting). The recipient acts in the same manner as a marlin jumping from the water when hooked by a fisherman.
Dude 1: I saw your girlfriend, she's an absolute scrag
Dude 2: Hey! Fuck you fuckhead! Don't be talking shit about my girl!
Dude 1: Ha Ha... Sucked in ya marlin!
by Rastus P July 05, 2006
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a crazy redneck who enjoys smoking and drinking very large amounts, often is too drunk or high to care about shit found in Hallettsville on the weekend at parties smoking and drinking not giving a damn. Often uses the words mother fucking in every other sentence.
damn marlin this party is crazy as fuck
by mtgj February 23, 2011
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a big fish that lives in the sea and is often caught by fishermen 4 food
by pimp daddy dollars October 26, 2004
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Located in Miami, Florida, the Marlins were a franchise that began it's genesis in the early 1990's during the end of Major Leage Baseball's expansion boom. After settling in the former Don Shula stadium, the team was welcomed by a typical fiery fanbase that prides itself on being a "multi-cultural" society. Soon though the welcoming applause fell out the window, and the fans soon realized that like most expansion teams, this one sure did suck. After many mediocre to ill-failed seasons, the Marlins finally found success in 1996 after beating the Cleveland Indians in the Fall Classic. Fortunately for "Tribe Fans" it was actually a good thing that a worthless, economic failure had beaten their beloved original early twentieth century founded team, because the fanbase simply walked away after the Marlins failed and failed again in the next few seasons to close out the century looking like a true feces stain on Bud Selig's trousers. Of course, the fanbase would repeat their history again, by walking away from their team again, that they had so virulently supported during the 2003 World Series, when they defeated a very deserving Chicago Cubs squad to make it to the worst World Series ever to beat the undeserving "Evil Empire" Yankees. The Marlin fans are an odd sort, taking pride in investing their earned money on a team that wins terrible and forgettable 'Series. Of course, this just amounts to a group of truly uninterested and undevoted "Fairweather fans" that just show up IF their low scoring Marlins actually make it to the playoffs. The Marlins are once again finding the low point of the charts, as their forgettable players, fairweather fans and eyesore place in history books drift off into the Gulf of Worthlessness.
The Marlins only sell out when they are in the playoffs.

Yeah, the Marlins and the White Sox have won 3 of the worst World Series championships ever.
by Johnny Hates NOVA April 28, 2006
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